My husband got mad at a joke I made about him cheating: Advice?

So glad I take marriage seriously. People’s relationships are jokes

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Why the hell you would stay with a disrespectful, sooky lala is beyond me!

Because real men pee on their womens faces… right!? :laughing: :woman_facepalming:

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Was there a actual question here? If you are going to stay together after cheating you both have to get yourselves in check and not bring it up or anything especially if you haven’t worked through it( which you haven’t if your both butt hurt and sensitive about it) it’s not funny and it’s not good. Get counseling and if you part ways continue to work on how to coparent together. Relationships especially marriage take a lot of work and compromise .

So not only did he cheat on you but he brings it up in arguments and it sounds like he is not remorseful whatsoever… you need to get out bc he does not sound like he loves you at all. Im sorry if that hurts.

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That sounds like the worst miserable relationship :grimacing: why even stay with someone who clearly doesn’t care they did what they did.

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The both of you need to just walk away at this point. It’s toxic

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I couldn’t stay. No one deserves a relationship like that. You have to respect yourself.

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Advice? Leave him. Now. Run. Go. Far.

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Ahahahaha
Omg THIS IS TOTALLY MY FCKIN SENSE OF HUMOR LMFAO
god i love you!
That’s a SAVAGE comment!
One worth a damn trophy! Not even joking lmfao
If he cant take the heat of good humor, he should REALLY stay out of the “bad joke” kitchen.
I make bad jokes like that, but i appreciate the reciprocation of a bad joke
Like bruh…if ya cant handle the backlash, dont start the damn fire LOL

Wait this isn’t a joke? :rofl:

He’s gross. Leave him asap!!

This group amazes me every day

Is this a joke? Omg :rofl::nauseated_face:

Ask him legitimately…if he really wants you to be hurt or laughing.
Honestly.
If he REALLY wishes it hurt you, ya gotsta gooooo

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This is very very messed up & im honestly blown away :exploding_head:

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You are both being toxic. How would you like it if your child was being treated like either one of are being treated?

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It’s we can forgive but we will NEVER forget

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I don’t have any advice I just wanted to say thanks for sharing this :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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It is bad enough he cheated… but him wanting* to hurt you by throwing it in your face?
I see nothing but :triangular_flag_on_post::triangular_flag_on_post::triangular_flag_on_post:
Respectfully, you deserve better and so do the kids.

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I’d never take him back. I’d also get tested for STD’s. I’m sure it wasn’t the 1st time.

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Ummm…it’s time for y’all to go your separate ways!

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Head up shine bright like the star you are never let him take you down your worth should mean more than anything he could say .just laugh at everything he says an never get mad or cry infront of him.your the star here sparkle forever

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Why bother? Lot of bs for what? Anxiety?

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Anyone who intentionally does things to hurt others aren’t worth staying with. Cheaters never stop cheating. You & your prescious baby deserve better.

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If they cheat, they will do it again. It’s not a mistake. He didn’t slip and fall into her vagina… it’s time to walk away… if my man cheated on me while pregnant I’d be done… wouldn’t even give him time to try and explain shit lol . This “man” don’t respect u at all. Let him be someone else’s problem

For your child’s sake grow up and leave. It’s a toxic environment to raise a child

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You’re the fool for being with this dude it’s not funny it’s sad

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Lol tell me this is a joke

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leave, now while you still can

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cheating on someone is disrespectful. But cheating when they’re carrying your child is a whole other level. Why stay with him?? You deserve better!

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RED FLAGS Girl!!! Kick his A$$ to the Curb!!!:face_vomiting:

How much did she charge him for that? :thinking:

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I stopped reading at, my husband cheated on me……:woman_shrugging:

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Let that silent treatment last forever as you :v:t3:out and go on about your life!

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Go see a mariage counselor because you two are definitely still struggling…

He’s was with a prostitute and he peed on her face and your still him. Pack your bags and go. He’s a very sick man. Plus hard telling what kind of disease he might be giving you.

If a man can cheat on you while you’re carrying his child. Sis he doesn’t respect you.
I’d get out now before you add more kids and more miserable years together :heart:
Prayers and positive vibes your way :raised_hands:

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He hurts you and cheats on you and now he won’t talk to you because you said something ? Girl please ! Throw that boy out the door. He is a waste of space.

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He’s displaying passive aggressive behavior and is attempting to manipulate you. That is abusive behavior and big red flags.

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Yeah this is toxic Nikki-lee Hazelgrove :woozy_face:

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:nauseated_face::nauseated_face::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
He’s gross, and not even because of the pee.!!

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Well honestly speaking I’d tell him he’s not much of a real one because HE PAID for her services so her opinion is a paid for not a honest one lol so even if he’s not. a REAL MAN (in a Pinocchio voice) either way she got her money so she could buy diapers for her kids while his kid was on the way. So ask him where ur money is bc ur stuck sleeping with him on a regular and it’s not up to par and u should be paid for the constant disappointment. - if you wanted a toxic rebuttal to his mean comment. I think u handled it well. Being cheated on hurts. Him cheating while pregnant could have exposed u and baby to all kinds of diseases and infections. That’s the truth of the matter. A pregnant woman is overfill of hormones and that makes emotions go on rollercoaster and cheating makes it sooooo much worse. I’m sorry he did that. As far as toxic relationship and taking dogs at each other is that what u want ur kids to think is healthy happy relationship? Are u just there because he pays bills or helps with them? Do u actually honestly still love him? Do u think u deserve this? You might have to sit down and write out 2 lists. On one list write down everything that he does right everything that makes you happy everything that y’all enjoy together things that y’all have in common and think about current things not past. You can start your lives with things in the beginning and stuff like that and things that he’s done nice overtime that y’all of been together. Then sit down and write a list of the negative things all the things he’s done wrong all the things that bother you all the things that hurt you all the things that make you cry that make you upset that you don’t appreciate or that you wish would change and you can start that from the beginning of the relationship until now. Then go through both list and check off the current ones or circle the current ones that are still affecting you today. Which list is longer? Because sometimes when we love somebody and we care about them we think about everything with our heart we get complacent in a relationship and we think that things are OK and we only hold onto the good positive moments and we try not to think about the negative even though the negative outweigh anything and everything else and far too often we get stuck in a relationship that is literally going absolutely nowhere that actually drains us down and drains us emotionally until we have pretty much nothing left to give you have kids that you need to take care of and you need to raise and they need to see their mom happy and healthy and enjoying herself they don’t want to see your mom that is rundown and tired and agitated and aggravated constantly trying to please somebody who will never except them fully love them and they always have in the back of the mind that he’s going to run back to somebody like P face so my dear if you want my N honest opinion leave pack your kids and go put child support on him and leave him fired divorce do whatever you need to do and cut off ties he will try to use the kids as pawns because this is the normal mark of a narcissist manipulator he’s going to do anything and everything and to tear you down so you’re completely dependent on him but if you have the snarky Spitfire comebacks part of you were still in there get out before it’s too late you can PM me if you want

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kick him to the curb…

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Dont forget to start the kid’s therapy fund as well as the college fund. :slightly_smiling_face:

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LOL
That’s all I can say LOL
Y’all toxic

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Omg, u are hilarious

Now this is sad…he’s hot trash and belong in there too🙄

I love that u are owning it and not letting it hurt u. I mean, he peed on her so I don’t know why he’s trying to hurt u with that lol. Clearly she only did it for $ so it’s not something that should threaten u anyways :joy:

This was great thank you for that and don’t even have anything normal to say so imagine just leave it like this lmao…:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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No way I would stay with someone who cheated on me period, especially not while pregnant. BUT if I did try to stay with someone who cheated on me and they had the nerve to bring it up and throw it on my face like that oh hell nah. Straight up disrespectful. Good luck is all I can say.

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I sure hope yall baby is a boy and he pees straight in his daddy’s face one day lol

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Lmfao should have called her piss face.

I guess he should have made better choices lol

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LOL doesn’t sound like this one’s gonna last how the hell can u sleep with someone who cheated on you with a prostitute…thats low

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Sounds like a narcissist run girl I would

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Sounds like you got this handled

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: you should have called him R Kelly

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He cheated while you were about to give birth, has no remorse and uses it against you in fight to try and anger you.

I don’t have any advice, just a question.
What the hell are you still doing with him, why haven’t you left?
He has no respect or love for you and he will do it again, probably never stopped since he still has her contact info…

Don’t be that woman, leave with your dignity and self respect while you still have some.

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Ew… please leave… atleast for your poor child!

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Sorry this happened to you especially being pregnant and carrying his child…there are no words. I hope you find peace and true happiness one day​:pray::pray:

The fact that he even tried is a red flag. Still ain’t funny that he cheated and now he wants to hurt you by bringing it up again fuck that he will definitely do it again

Sick, he is sick mentally and emotionally

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Yeah I would have done the same. Fuck him imma laugh bitch

I think you were trying to make him look bad here but you’re the one who ends up looking bad…. Like what kind of self respecting woman stays with a man who has sex with a prostitute while you’re about to give birth?? And also he slept with a prostitute so there’s no telling what he could have brought back to you while pregnant that could have harmed y’all’s child……. Y’all are both garbage!!

Why are you with him? He is saying you are not woman enough for him or that you don’t make him feel manly enough. He is going to hurt you again, he hasn’t changed and he is vindictive

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Not a man still a boy to treat you like that while pregnant with his child

You were stupid enough to stay with a cheater, that’s on you. Common sense says if he got that upset over a joke. He’s still cheating with her… guarantee

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I feel fir you but toxic relationship is only going to get worse. If you stay your allowing this disgusting behaviour, be the bigger person and leave, easier said than done but he’s degrading you bittom line

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Very toxic behaviour from both of them

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coffee just came out of my nose, thanks for that lmfao your a champ!!!

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Hah check mate baby let him be mad and prissy :laughing:

If he’s pouting bc he can’t use his past betrayal to hurt you you might want to have a talk about how he really feels about you.

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Ew. I’m embarrassed for you. Y’all are messy af.

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Sounds like a great marriage :face_vomiting:

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He opened the door on that so he should only be mad at himself and I love your response :rofl:

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“Just a Prostitute?” Wow! What a cutie you have. He has no regard for others certainly not for you or his child. Your future seems bleak.

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Good one! He’s disgusting though, not just for wanting that but for throwing it in your face and trying to make you feel like shit. Run

Tinkle tits :joy::joy::joy: girl, he’ll either get over it or carry that embarrassment all his life… let him wallow around in it some.

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Girl, please just go. This sound like a totally immature relationship and the baby doesn’t deserve to grow up in that environment. You admitted that you’re miserable. Cut your losses now.

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All of it… this whole story is weirdo af. :face_with_peeking_eye:

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Men are such babies lmao

Sounds like a narcissist to me.

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Holy shit OP, what the actual fuck are you still doing with this guy?

Your man cheated on you while you were NINE MONTHS PREGNANT because he wanted to piss on some girl’s face, and he’s so insecure he has to brag about his cheating and what a sex worker thinks about his d*ck (newsflash, she doesn’t care). He’s vindictive and enjoys tormenting you.

LEAVE.

Omg….you need to rid yourself of him.

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Ewhhh, no thanks. Life it too short for that nonsense.

Sounds like a toxic mess all around. Firm believer of once a cheater always a cheater you may as well leave now. If he still got her number he’s probably still hooking up with her

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Sounds like she’s more than just a prostitute. It sounds like he had offended for her especially if he knows her by name! I would just chalk this marriage up as a loss because not everything can be saved.

As funny as you feel this may be, this is a very sad situation because you deserve better.

I’m more concerned on why he would wanna pee on someone’s face?? :neutral_face: :laughing:

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Andrew Wright it’s the toxicity for me

Well this sounds toxic.

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What he said to you was WAY worse than what you said to him… how disrespectful to bring her name up to you, in your home, out of nowhere, after what he did with her.

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He sounds very immature. I wouldn’t have stuck around with the cheating.

only a prostitute? :woman_facepalming:t2:

Why the fk would you be with someone who wants to pee on a prostitute? Wake up and move on :eyes:

What kind of man needs to pee on a women’s face to be satisfied in sex …open your eyes girl

Welcome to the FIRST time he cheated, and if you think it is the last then you are in for a world of hurt.

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I’m concerned you’re okay being with a man that not only slept with a prostitute, but also wants to pee in people’s faces like R Kelly.

What in the Walmart.

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