It all sounds sick, childish & pathetic on both your parts. Too bad your baby doesn’t have more stable parents
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Are you serious
Putting up with that
Be more self caring
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L E A V E!
Find yourself a man who is honourable and respectful to all women regardless of what they do to survive. If I was you I’d hook up with her and laugh about that poor excuse for a man that used you both.
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Good for you. Serves him right 
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Prostitute or not must not of been that exciting for her, he had to pee on her to wake her up!!!
Once a cheater always a cheater… I don’t comprehend him having the audacity to bring her up especially as a joke. I hope you realize your worth. You deserve so much better someone who treats you with respect!
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Why would he want to hurt you?
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These posts can’t be real
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Great comeback & an awesome for you that he can’t “1 up you” with some BS comment about her anymore 
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So yall just talking about his infidelity like it was the lunch he got without you last week? Wild
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You stayed with him? WOW…JUST WOW
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Thats just disgusting, why on earth would you want to be with a disgusting man like that 
you are as toxic as he is
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Pee on her gross yeck
This should be your concern: The essence of urine play is often about humiliation, power, and disgust. Urination is a private act and urine is culturally viewed as unclean, so arousal using urination, whether on oneself, on others, or on other objects, is often tied to the idea of subjugation.
Sexual arousal and satisfaction from urinating on someone (especially the face) is sexual arousal and satisfaction from degradation of a woman (or man.) If y’all haven’t communicated about this I think now is the time to.
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I mean is the silent treatment the worst thing a husband could give you 
“oh no you’re ignoring me, not that”
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Advice? Yep, for him: Don’t cheat on your wife! And if she’s good enough to take your stupid a$$ back afterwards, then don’t be making comments about it when you’re mad, cause obviously he can dish it out, but he can’t take it.
This screams toxic. Just leave.
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OMG dear you deserve better silent treatment that’s getting off easy the curb looks good as in kick him to it
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…I have SO many questions but my first one is who in the actual f*ck actual WANTS to p:olive: on someone’s face!!! 
TOXICITY! I need a cleanse just from reading this. Both of y’all. You aren’t working on crap. You aren’t over it. He isn’t sorry. Either settle it and come together or move on.
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I need a bath just from reading this garbage
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Oh I bet the look on his face when the blow to his ego was dealt was priceless 
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Personally, I think you’re hilarious and he cheated so who cares if his feelings are hurt bc he cant hurt you with his comments about it. But also, sounds like yall should just cut it loose.
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I feel dirty just reading this
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He shouldn’t dish it if he can’t take it! The only reason you said that is bc he brought her up which was completely wrong IMO.
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And you still want to be with a man who got off on peeing on a woman’s face?? What does that say about you? 
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I’m 4 beers in on this fine Sunday and this shit just made my entire fucking week! Girl, crack every joke you got that shit is hilarious! Fucking pee face! Why the fuck would that turn anyone on
I’m sorry but he should never be ever even attempting to hurt you with that. You guys need to split
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Why are you together ?
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You are being so unfair to any children that you were bringing up under this so-called marriage!! You need to have more self-respect and expect the same respect from your husband. This is absolutely disgusting! Why would you expect anything more than what you’re excepting? So very sad.
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Why continue something so negative in front of a child? They feel everything and that sort of stuff is not something they should need to see. Move on before things get worse than just verbal.
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Why are you with a pig like that?
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He does not sound like a person you should raise your child with. It’s a lack of respect for a human being. It’s just sad. I think you need to think about all the negative things he has done and said. Think…
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Umm I don’t quite what to say to that but wow girl leave him and go find someone else because eeww I don’t understand why he would want someone to pee on him that’s just too weird.
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Man if he likes a pissy face so much … pee in a 
let it fester and throw it in his face . Give him a reason to be mad . But considering he pays some dirty street mutt for std ridden urine you may as well hook him with the good stuff
This is totally my sense of humor. Sorry it isn’t being well received by others.
Also, my ex husband used to call me a C U Next Tuesday because he knew it would cut me the deepest.
My current partner and I use that word as a term of endearment now just to give it a positive association. Now when my ex calls me that, I chuckle, smile, and think of my current partner. Meaning my ex has stopped calling me that since it doesn’t hurt anymore.
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Are you really asking for advice here? You know what you need to do.
Let him pee on your face, clearly 
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This whole thing is gross 
wtf
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Y’all wild af in this group
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He’s a narcissist. Let him go.
I would have never stayed. Disgusting
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He watches porn and sees that. Such disrespect to cheat on you especially while you were pregnant. Sad.
Lmao did he ever bother to ask if he could piss on yours? He’s a little brat. Piss in his while he’s asleep.
And you are bringing a little innocent human into this toxic relationship, grow up and start respecting yourself b4 you do more damage
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He can suck a whole one. He earned that shit and far worse
Ur still with him ? Lmao
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TOXIC AF.
Just leave already and find someone who f’ks & treats you good.
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He’s petty and has no conscience . making jokes about him cheating after the fact… You need to set boundaries on what’s said in regard to him cheating. Laughing it off may make him feel like you’re OK with it. Just ignore him. Let him know sauce for goose is sauce for gander
Stephanie McClarnand
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You and your baby need to get away because you both deserve better and before he brings something home🤢
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Sounds like this is a made up story!
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I’ve worked thru cheating issues but as soon as he said she let me pee on her Face I would be out lmao
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Maybe tell him to call a real man and ask how to be one ?
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Why are u with this a h
Go get you a male prostitute and out do him!
Haha I’m just here to see how this plays out 
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He sounds like a real catch!
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Asshole why would he want to hurt you to begin with!
Uh sounds like you guys are petty with the none sense of continuing to bring it up. Neither of you is on the same page over it at all. You say that you are over it an your joking an being able to laugh about it says you are good but him utilizing it as a way to get at you with it an then gets mad that he can’t bc you’re good is a big red flag. I think you guys need counseling bc if you don’t talk through this you may end up with another cheating situation. Bc I wouldn’t put it past him to do it again just so he can have something to jab you with
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Great ! He won’t talk to you, enjoy while it last, he will get over, don’t you start talking to him first😉
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Next time tell him to go ahead and call the urinal:joy:
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He needed a prostitute to vouch for his manhood against you? His own wife? Now he’s sulking? And you’re asking us what exactly??? If he’s stupid, or you to think your value is THIS??? Beneath a prostitute??? I’m sorry but I would’ve left him with that p**s face and packed what respect I had for myself.
Here for the comments.
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You would br happier alone.
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Did he really pee on her face or did this go this go straight over my head 
I’m sorry. Someone doing that esp while you’re 9 mos pregnant with his child is a POS. GIRL, leave
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That relationship is toxic as fuck
You Rock let him pout
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Girl this sounds toxic on many levels.
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So he legit only did it to hurt you and only wanted to use it to hurt you? And you’re still with this man who genuinely doesn’t care about you?
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Sounds like a deviant to me, nasty I’d leave. Gross.
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Girl…he is throwing her in your face
Why are you still there? He is not repentant and will just do it again. Cut your losses.
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If you and your husband can not put this behind you then this marriage is a lost cause. Face it…all this after so many months you can not live with it. You might as well leave or you both will hate each other.
Once a cheater always a cheater
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I wish a mofo would say some slick shit like that to me after I put my good sense aside and stayed after him cheating. He would be calling her from then on out cause his shit would b in her yard, cornor wherever she resides.
This sounds abusive. Prolly need to Leave.
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Heck mine expects me to just totally forget he ever cheated he says I am holding it over his head
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any so called man who stoops to that level isn’t worth one more day, move on and let the trash have him!
He is toxic af if he is trying to hurt you about him being unfaithful!
If I forgave my partner for cheating I would not alow him to throw it in my face EVER… He doesn’t love you if he does
Bye bye lil boy imma find a real man
Enjoy your prostitute 
He’s mad because he wanted to use it against it and it didn’t work. He needs to make a major reevaluation of his life and get his s#it together.
Is this satire because I can’t even with this one!
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If not for you, leave for your child. It’s not a healthy environment to bring a child up in. They deserve better!!
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The fact that he’s bringing it up when being vindictive is a huge issue and red flag. As he cheated he’s meant to be trying to make it up to you.
Work towards leaving him if it’s currently not possible ie young baby!
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He’s a red flag trying to make you sensitive about it … you should have called her pissing clam
So he’s using his affair to lash out at you and intentionally cause you further pain?
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Good for you. Own his cheating and he can’t use it against you. Maybe… counseling??
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Um he sounds like a narcissist 
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Do yourself a favor and leave…NOW. If a man can cheat on you, esp while carrying his child and then throw it in your face like that he has ZERO love or respect for you. You deserve better. Sounds like he is a narcissist and toxic AF with lot of growing up to do. A flippin prostitute? Ew.
This is weird af. You need to leave.
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9 months pregnant!,… Leave the jerk!
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I would say this. Let him be mad …
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Hurt you… with his cheating. Weird.
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Girl just leave this whole thing is a mess and clearly he’s just doing things to intentionally hurt you and is risking his relationship knowing what he’s doing is wrong all for some negative attention like he’s 5 or something smfh 
yr husband has to adult - he obviously hasn’t gotten there yet? He may never and so you have to “cut the cord” or continue with this very immature man and his childish behavior…yr choice.
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What is the question?
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A divorce sounds better
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Once a cheater always a cheater…learned that with my ex AND he as always cheated again on his next wife…can’t make this up…lol
He sounds like a pig. How are you still with him?
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What a self centred a*hole and disgusting ‘excuse’ to cheat on you (who cares that it was a Prostitute… - he seemz think that justifies his actions )…I’m sure he’ll do it again! I’d be seriously considering if you want to put up with such treatment, I think you are laughing about it to cover the hurt. You deserve better girl .