What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
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Identity theft is not a joke
How exciting best read ever 
What the hell is this? And why did you do that to poor Tiffany? I need closure what happens after you get to Berlin??
Arse! Come take care of all this back child support! I knew I’d find you eventually!!
This is allowed? But I’ve messaged about ABUSIVE EX’s and y’all didn’t want to share that shit? Someone’s not their head screwed on backwards. This page is becoming more of a joke, than anyone asking and receiving any sort of help.
Olivia Saul Katie Soltys
But…I need some closure here…how much did you get for the chandelier?
Aine Kilbride Shauna Hughes
I want what ever this person is taking.
Dang… you just don’t care
Wtf did I just waste 5 seconds of my life reading?! 
Where is in Berlin? I can meet you there. Just kidding 
. I have to use my walker everywhere I go 
. Feel good to say that 
. I hope 
you find what you are looking for. Wishing the best for you.
What the fucks the mom question?
This page is becoming a f*cking joke
What did I just read? Lol
There are two kinds of people, Those who watch The Office and those who don’t. Both of them are on this thread.
This is just ridiculous
It may not be a perfect crime but if you stab someone with an icicle the evidence and weapon melt away
So I ask an honest question about a job and it gets denied but this gets approved…oh ok 🤦✌🏻
This sounds like the story I had to use for my ethics essay lmao
Are you writing a novel?
I’ve seen this a few years ago on Reddit lmao
Love me some Dwight!
Some of y’all really need to watch The Office
What did I just read?!
It was a waste of time!
I think you have a big of a mean streak. Lol
I’ve never watched the office but I’ve heard this so much anyways that I just know where it’s from
Sounds like the scene from a movie
This page is horribly fake…
I truly feel bad for the people that don’t get this
Jenna Fischer Bridget Valdez
What is this from? I know I have heard it before
Angel Alvarez I heard Dwight’s voice whilst reading this
Wtf. That’s from the office🤔
Wait, is this real life?
It’s to early for this.
Me realizing how many people DON’T watch the office.