My husband got mad at a joke I made about him cheating: Advice?

Terri Anne Nic Mcnamara good god :sweat_smile:

So not only did this man cheat on you but he uses it to hurt you in an argument. He has no respect for you what so ever. If you have forgiven him surely he would do what he could to make it right. He clearly isn’t a good man and sounds abusive with wanting to hurt your feelings. Your a strong women to forgive and laugh about it but you need to see your worth, set an example for your child that you are worth so much more and you set boundaries and Standards for yourself. You should think about exactly what you want from a relationship and if he dosent meet your expectations then you should reconsider the relationship. Don’t dim your life for someone who clearly dosent value you. Good luck :crossed_fingers:t2:

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Travis Watson at 9 months pregnant i blew up about the toilet seat… imagine if you pulled this on me :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Probably until you get a divorce from the fool.

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Funny part is I don’t think he was joking :laughing::laughing::thinking::thinking:

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You’re the problem. You have no single respect for yourself. How can he respect you?

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It’s funny buuut why would you be with a man that cheats, pays for sex, and wants to pee on women :grimacing:

U should leave. It won’t get better for you. I know you’re trying to hold your family together… But this behavior will not go away and u will end up miserable…

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This is a joke. Pathetic

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No consequences for his actions at all…you accepted it all and now he disrespect you by making wisecrack remarks to you…he’s probably cheated on you again. Your husband has no respect for you at all.
Leave now before you find out anymore deceptions.

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Failing to see why you’re the one in the wrong here for bringing it up. He should be grateful you even managed to crack a joke at it in the first place. Sounds like a very unhealthy relationship , making it work to be united as a fam is great but your baby is gonna pick up on that too , people don’t realise how much children understand and pick up on. I wish you all the best

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Why are you even with him?? I hope u took an std test

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That’s not the first prostitute he was with. Believe that!

Okay that was funny tho hahaha
In all seriousness though, make sure your bodily health is good too :+1:t5:

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U should have dumped him!!

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So he got mad, when he tried to hurt you and you responded appropriately? Please don’t have children with this person.

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I’m gonna say you both sound as toxic as each other but joking about it and saying he can’t Hurt you with it, you have no self respect for yourself. It shouldn’t even be a joking matter. He won’t care so much he’ll likely call up another Veronica, then will you be laughing and joking again.
It sounds a very toxic place to have a kid involved in. But all aside atleast when you split you can laugh about it

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‘Trump’ much? Sounds like another tale. Did he have to pay her off too? He’s not worth the toilet seat you sit on. Very sad.

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It’s giving 16 and pregnant vibes. Grow up and move on for the child’s sake.

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It’s a power play. Like laugh it off. He doesn’t like that you’re in control of your emotions with it. Maybe pee on his face?

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Lmfao you’ve got the upper hand FOREVAAA :joy:

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Toxic af…I would have left his ass when I found out…it only gets worse from here believe me I know

Some people want their relationship to work even after a cheating experience. And it’s not as easy to just leave as people say. She also just had a baby with him. But if you don’t trust him and he kills your humor then you shouldn’t stay. Take it from me 3 kids later a few cheats later and I finally learned my lesson that You don’t want to lose yourself to please your significant other. It’s not fair to you or your baby.

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Grow up and turn him loose and get on with life. Deciding to continue a marriage with a person that cheated on you requires a boat load of maturity that you don’t have. Focus on raising your child and get away from this toxic situation. This man has deep rooted issues and it’s not worth risking you and your child’s mental health.

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Very unhealthy relationship, don’t let anyone talk to you like that or make u feel any less then you are ! If he’s using that to hurt u , then he’s a god damn idiot , and the peeing on the face is just plain weird lmfao

Wow… and he’s disrespectful enough to use that in an argument. Why are you still with him? Henwill do it again

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Girl why u still with him tf

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I’d be concerned for your health. He clearly isn’t careful or particular about where he puts himself. Get a man who’s self respect reflects your’s. It’s too many diseases out here and so many innocent people are suffering because of other’s selfishness. I’m not typically “leave him” type but the man clearly has no remorse for what he’s done and is likely to do it again.
Also yeah call ‘Veronica’ she probably doesn’t even remember him. Is this man dumb? Prostitutes are paid actresses, she was paid to make him feel like a ‘man’. We’re not even going to talk about how pathetic it is to base masculinity off of sexual experiences when he’s literally failing as a man by putting the entire family at risk.

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How do you stay in a relationship where you know he wants to piss on you. That’s an act of dominance and self importance. He doesn’t consider you as an equal.

Oh my I’m so sorry for you both, gross and so unnecessary. I always remember ba Dr Phil/Oprah some show. Said if you choose to stay together after, it’s never discussed or brought up ever. My husband said I separated for 6 years got back together. We both saw other people. I survived a massive stroke at 45 yo, he stayed to care for me but didn’t last I ended up filing for divorce after a couple years into my recovery from the stroke. It was somewhat friendly and amicable but he tried to bring it up in the divorce a few times luckily my attorney wasn’t having that as a part of the cases and always shut it down. We’ve both moved on now our only child is 27 and we just act like it isn’t part of our history. I recommend counseling for you both to stay together and raise your child. I wish you well and hope you can both overcome this and live happily ever after forever. Sorry long reply.

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Well this sounds healthy

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Pee Face….I’d be calling her ol Tinkle Teeth😂

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Your husband paid to degrade a woman by peeing on her face, and you think this man is suitable to raise your child?!

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To be fair
If my missus wants to get pee on her face
She can pay some other sick fuck to do that
And not come home unless I have evidence of no less than 100 showers :man_shrugging:t2::flushed:

Please leave him… wtf

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So your man stepped out while you were pregnant and you think making jokes is acceptable and will help you move on? Both of you are toxic and childish… i feel bad for the kid…

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Girl leave his nasty self

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This relationship sounds exhausting

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Stop letting your child see this toxic mess.

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I would shit on his face and mock him for being a SHITTY husband :rofl::rofl:

Toxic af. Leave. No man is worth staying with after he cheats.

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Umm he deserves all the snide comments plus more! I’d say something like that every time there’s a fight! Lol but that’s just me :woman_shrugging:

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You both have some growing up to Do. Please get some help for your child.

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Girl obviously neither of you want this relationship

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Kelly Giovinazzo Laura Giovinazzo Lisa Joshlin y’all look at this :sneezing_face::nauseated_face:

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Get a F*cking Divorce Already

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I only feel sorry for your baby not for the two of you…

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Lmao. Funny as hell something I would def say. But yea doubt it’s gonna work out.

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You can’t get rid of him soon enough. He is poison to your family.

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He cheated on you while you were pregnant!? WOW! What a piece of shit! You need to ACE HIS ASS!

Oh my Gah!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl: call up pee face. I’ll talk to her.:laughing::laughing::laughing: I LOVE THIS FOR YOU. Keep standing up for yourself and hang on to the humor.

But seriously. If he is now openly saying he’ll go back to her, he’s not trying to “save” the marriage. He’s staying out of obligation to you and the child.

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leave the man now - if u value your life and child’s ! go some where and file for a divorce and full custody while you’re at it ! there r many people whom will help u out - the right people u just have -to ask! if u want to live a happy life again with out this mind boggling thing on your mind all the time do something about it now and take child with u it’s no life for a child to be raised like this!

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Bad enough he chested BUT w prostitutes?!?!?!?
You do realize this isn’t the first time he’s done this and won’t be the last.
He needs help.
Not unless you like the pee in your face…let him do it to you and keep him home.??
But I dont think thats all he wsnts and he won’t stop.

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If he cheats. He’s gone. I have to much respect for myself to be with a man that doesn’t love me.

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Sounds nasty and toxic, If he still uses messing with a prostitute to be vindictive you need to let that trash go, do you want your child to hear that growing up if you stay together? Value yourself and move on

So he’s another R.Kelly huh :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Sounds like you’re married to a narcissist

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Yuk move on you are better than this

Monika Schin so cause he cheated on her you think he shouldn’t be be allowed in his child’s life? Grow tf up will you. Doesn’t matter what happened between the parents, no mother should ever keep a child from there father unless that child is in danger. When a relationship ends it should automatically go to joint custody, cause neither parent is more important than the other, if you disagree with me then your part of the problem and your wrong.

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If you are trying to stay together why are you talking about this subject in such a reckless and joking manner? Cheating is a betrayal. It’s not funny. Are you really ok with this?

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wow i hope this isn’t a real relationship….if it is that’s sad you need to part ways.

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Why the hell are you still with him? You’ve forgiven the unforgivable (in my eyes) and that’s not good enough for him, he then used his affair to try and hurt you! How would you feel if this was your child being treated like this by their partner? Show him the door!

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This whole post is wiiiiild :joy:

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When there is no mutual respect between partners, it’s time for couples therapy or a divorce attorney…

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If he cheated once, he will do it again. Dump him and don’t trust him.

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i had one of those cheating bastards at 9 months. sys he didnt then, i hear he has another kid. to helll with him.

Why are you both joking about it …that’ isn’t normal. .
Relationship sounds toxic!

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Y’all both a bit slow or just toxic. Wtf

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all these ppl guess they haven’t been tho something like this , it hard just walk way when u r married w kids money tie up together , some of us want try see if we can make it work out love then kids , and starting over suck dick ,…and I married to joker way he let his feeling out is making jokes sometimes he hit a nerve and bring up something I did b4 we got marry or right after we got married ,that piss me off I bring up the six-month Affair he had and who he going leave me for but she didn’t want relationship , he get piss off or say never happen ( when we r around ppl bc he said he embarrassed by it bc he only using her for place to drink at) what our therapist told us was we need to let go not bring it up If we going have healthy relationships we need forgive urself and then each other and don’t bring up any more …I need learn :roll_eyes:that just bc I didnt do what he did doesn’t mean doesn’t hurt him same, he need learn just bc I stay doesn’t mean I forgot and is ok w it

He might have peed on her face but he’s shitting on your life. Get out.

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Quick Question What the Fuck?

I have a quick follow-up question which is also what the fuck?

sis this post disgusts me i would not be with any man that disrespects any woman like this … i know we not all weird but this is just tipping the scales a bit dont you think?

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so basically he is saying he went to a prostitute to pee on her face shows me he doesnt respect woman and is hoping you will say its ok he can do the same to you he is testing grounds here i would never accept this filth

What a strange relationship. :sweat_smile:

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Wow!!!Crazy train…the both of you

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Cheating on you while you’re 9 months pregnant, mam he has no loyalty to you or your child. Leave

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Seems like y’all both need to grow up just alittle. If you can’t get over it then you need to leave. That will tear you apart. And he clearly disrespects woman in general. Really immature.

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The silent treatment is abuse in itself.
He will keep bringing it up and it’ll break you.
If he can cheat on you while your carrying his babu, he’ll cheat on you anytime

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Wtf did I just read…

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Y’all need to split up ijs

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Girrllllll i would’ve been giving him the silent treatment since he cheated . You forgave him to easy … should’ve milked the most out of him and made him be kissing your ass

Can we just start a new thread of other golden shower jokes that you can use as ammo? He’s an ass.

Eww… you gotta get away from that

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Is this real life? :flushed:

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i just love how you are thinking this is funny and how he thinks it’s OK to make jokes about him cheating on you in your biggest time of need….
shame to you both

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Mine cheated on me when I was 1,2,3,5,9 months pregnant 1st & 2nd pregnancy. And still cheating. We are now going thru a divorce and wanna be together again, but still lying it’s funny. I know that wasn’t the question but if you can’t get over it… leave. NOW

Walk away chick … :walking_woman:t3:

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Literally why are you still there? Man cheated on you strike one, while your carrying his baby, that’s strike 2, and has the audacity to make a joke about it that’s strike 3 get that man out.

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Childish for sure, fix it or move on

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Ha ha a golden shower. Leave the loser.

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If he cheated on you while you were literally carrying his child—trust me, that’s not the first nor last time he’s cheated. Walk away.!

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Really, a man that thinks its ok to pee on someones face is pathetic, prostitute or not, nobody shout be treated that way. Great role model he will make for his child

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Well honey, are you colorblind??? Cause obviously, ya missed a few thousand “red flags” ,done gone by!!! Really though, not being sarcastic without being for real, and I don’t know what surrounding you were raised in or treatment you’ve suffered through, but I’d guess it’s a purrty big load, if you didn’t run for your life, when you got the revelation you are with a human, who associates pissing in a woman’s face, with making love??? Are you getting a peep of reality??? And also, you have a pure, innocent child coming to live in the same place, that pissing “man” lives. Do you realize how far into sexual perversion, deviancy, a humans mind has fantasized about, in order to want to use human waste, urine/ feces, for sexual satisfaction??? If feces hasn’t been in his sexual life, it will be, if it takes more than a nano second for a light bulb to come on in your head, well, run even faster, no joking, no being a smartass, I’m stone cold serious. Please, please listen for the babies sake.

Dont you just luv it. They do wrong an it’s our fault. They are twisted.

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Shame in on for not letting him pee on your face! Obviously I’m joking. Get rid of that nasty loser!!!

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I’m about to unfollow this page :roll_eyes: all I’m seeing now is extremely dumb shit…and I know that the page reuses old posts and I’m sure it makes posts up to generate likes and comments too :roll_eyes: one more and I’m out :v: this is annoying AF

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Why would you even stick around with someone like that? I mean if you’re happy being miserable with an occasional happy good on you. I wouldn’t waste my life with a cheater.

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Keep him around to help the first few months then kick him to the curb. He can be a dad but he certainly can’t be a husband.

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Can I file for divorce on someone else’s behalf

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