He probably didn’t like what he got from the other woman so now he is back home with you until he decides to cheat on you again witch he probably do while you’re giving birth and he won’t be able to touch you for at least 6-8 weeks
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Whoa, I would of throat punched him, and then I would of found a freak and pissed on his face with pics and showed him, no way was that getting past me with out the same, stop putting up with shit, and get u the same, normally I’d say walk away but hell no
TOXIC AF RUN!!! Baby we only young once he’s disgusting and will do it again leave while you can when you can for your child xoxo god bless
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This whole situation sounds toxic AF.
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Leave this trash immediately
Girl I hope you have a plan for when that baby comes.
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I feel so sorry for your little infant. I hope you guys can work this mess out for your baby’s sake…
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That whole situation just sounds toxic 
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What led to the argument that his manhood was in question are you just picking fights with him for your entertainment because you’re miserable but afraid to be a single parent? I know this questioning will ruffle some feathers I’m not disregarding his cheating he’s an asshat but they chose to stay together.
I may get over an affair.
If my husband cheated on my to pee on a prostitutes face? Divorce.
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Tbvh he shouldn’t be saying that love. Weather you find it funny or not he was clearly trying to have a dig at you and that’s not on 
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Om sorry pee?? On someones face?
Why tf?
Dysfunctional but ok lol
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Stfu!!! I’m dying 
We moved from shitting on pillows to pissing on faces 
I’d personally like to meet her. And thank her. And divorce his ass. And enjoy your pee face.
He’ll get over it shouldn’t have done it then he wouldn’t be mad
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I would divorce him. Who knows how many times he has cheated. He will give the gift called STD
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Toxic! I don’t find any of this funny…
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Hes not worth staying with 
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I’m sorry but you thinking is funny let’s him know you don’t mind him cheating specially while you were pregnant oh hellllnaaaaa
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Sounds like Urine it for the long haul… 
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You should’ve left his ass but I guess you like having stds
Sounds like he’s and asshole. And thinks it is funny that you are hurt by it. Any man who gets off peeing on a woman’s face is a disgusting pig. That isn’t only disrespectful to you, but even the other woman. And your child. I couldn’t do it.
You should have named baby after the affair girl
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Sometimes I read these and I’m like “is this real?” But umm if it’s real leave before it’s too late
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I would get a new husband.
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I hope he was not serious. But, I would’ve been long gone.
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Yeah….I wouldn’t be able to get over that. Prostitute, or not. But that’s just me. 
It’s okay to forgive him. You can forgive him and move on 
you don’t have to tolerate it.
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Ummmm sounds like a SICKO to me ….
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Ok….
Yeah I’d just leave. I’m surprised you’re still there and asking questions like - AITA? No, you’re not the A. You’re funny, but he’s the joke.
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Honestly, with this story and the humor alone I really feel like you guys are gunna last forever lol.
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Yeah if you stay with a person who has cheated on you You shouldn’t bring it up even as a joke. Just shows that the person isn’t over it. Let it go or let him go definitely not worth fighting for.
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I would be more concerned about why he wanted to pee on the ho’s face ijs 
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How nasty of him… leave that douche bag. You deserve better.
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I have no words. I don’t generally kink shame, but not only did he cheat while you’re pregnant, he did it with a prostitute? So yea double the risk of disease to you and baby. Noted. 
While the joke was funny, why did he think it was okay to bring her up like that? I’d just have to be out at that point.
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I’ve been cheated on and made the mistake of trying to stay and work it out. But this is a whole new level. I’ll never tolerate cheating again and there’s no way in he** that man would ever be near me again! That’s absolutely disgusting 
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He got mad at you for joking about him cheating??? He’s got balls is all I can say. I’d be more concerned that he got off on peeing on someone’s face. All off it’s crazy!!! To each their own but that’s pretty sickening.
Why is he your husband again? Yall are toxic
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Let him pout, what an odd thing to want someone to do?
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I promise it wasn’t me
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That’s just pure cringe. Pee on her face… That poor soul😳
Uhhhh…. Toxic and cringy af.
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Ugh. I’d leave. Let him have his golden showered harlot
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Id never be with a cheater in the first place
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This is not a healthy relationship at all
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The old adage: “once a cheater, etc”, is true about your husband. He’s obviously going to do it again, so stay at your own peril.
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All the people saying you’re toxic mans pissed on some girls face and expected you to not throw it in HIS face
If you’re gonna act nasty and have the audacity to get caught…expect me to crack EVERY joke possible when you think you’re gonna act all big and bad
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Oh man, see you later pee face man, put some pee in a baggy and leave it for this piece of work, ugh
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I’d have one thing to say to him…BOY BYE!!
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Sounds to me like you both need to grow up and either get a counselor or lawyers. Neither of you are going to be able to get over or past this until you quit using it to dig at the other one.
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Nah get out once a cheater always will be
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I get it, some people use humor to get through difficult situations but this is weird…all of it.
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He should just be thankful you are still with him. Let him pout.
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Extremely toxic. How can you possibly think this is funny?
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I see no humor in this…pain, betrayal, disrespect, selfishness, hurt…sorry you are having to deal with such misery.
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Sweetie if he’s trying to be vindictive and wants to throw his affair in your face. He clearly doesn’t respect you nor loves you period. If you can walk away if not kick him out regardless file for a divorce and take him to the cleaners. Your child deserves a non toxic home.
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Let me just say this … I know it’s scary and it won’t be easy but being a single mom is sometimes wayyyy better if it means your heart and mental health can suffer less…just saying 
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So he’s upset he can’t hurt you? This is abuse honey. Run
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Don’t waste years in toxicity. It’s not healthy and your kid won’t understand
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Husband? That “man” is a boy! Run 
& keep on running.
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He started it and knew exactly what he was walking into! Don’t try to be vindictive if you fucked up cause that shit will be thrown in your face 100%!!! Don’t tell me “well let’s call up so and so and see how much of man I am”…cause she was literally just used as a toilet so… and I’ve literally been hit with a lemon tree switch cause I ACCIDENTALLY hit my ex in the hand while we were playing and he thought it was fair. I was 18 and he did it infront of his mom. So don’t speak to me about toxicity…
you need to respect yourself, he does not. I would have left his suitcases on pee faces doorstep. How disgusting. I’m glad you can laugh about with him but it’s going to be an ongoing issue. Unless it’s not an issue with you. Sounds like you aren’t to concerned:woman_shrugging:t3:
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What surprises me the mist is that upu are not taking him to task for disrespecting women and disrespecting them on the highest level possible.
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He threw his cheating in your face then got angry at you calling her per face? Tf you should’ve punched his face. Wtf
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I’m so happy you were able to get to the point where you’re now.
It’s so hard to move past betrayal.
You’re literally an inspiration.
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You need to both grow up
Y’all and these toxic relationships!!
And you think you’ve found love. Sad.
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Eeew be on your own ! He’s bringing up him bring a dirty rat to try and hurt you! Have self respect because he doesn’t
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Sorry that’s funny!!!
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I would shit on him lol
And you’re with that lovely species because…?
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You are going to torture each other forever.
Just leave
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If a man can go with a prostitute just so he can pee on her face, then he has a very dark sexual side to him. I would be gone from him like yesterday if I were you
lmao he’s mad because he couldn’t hurt u with him throwing that he cheated on u at you so now he’s BIG MAD:joy:
At least the other chick got paid for interacting with your gross ass husband. You’re out here doing it for free, and bragging about it.
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He’s toxic. Who cheats and then tries to use it to be vindictive and hurt their SO. Throw that man in the 
or 
seeing as he likes peeing so much.
He’s a 
. Get rid!
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Get rid of him you can do life yourself.
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That’s called a narcissist
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Your a fool go get checked out if he bn with a hooker or any1 for tht matter!! He put your health while pregnant at risk!!!
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Dismissed…he is not worth having if he feels cheating with prostitute is ok…let alone risking your health with God knows what diseases.
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Next time he says he’ll call her up say okay you call her up I’ll call my lawyer up and we’ll meet you in court
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Get out while you still can
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Get out while you can😔
Nahhhhh you two are wronggggg
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Leave him…he really won’t have much to say
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How about PISS on him…
Let HIM take per face and leave you in peace. You do not need him and his pee obsession. You deserve better. And he deserves his pee face prostitute.
I’d let “Veronica” have him!
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I don’t see the point of this relationship he’s vindictive and your making jokes are you not hurt by his cheating I wouldn’t be in this relationship not worth the hassle
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Gross! He is an imbecile! And a cheat. He deserves nothing. My advice…move on.
Sometimes I think people like him should be tattooed on their forehead so that when they eventually end up back on the dating scene some other poor girl won’t have to go through it too.
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I think you both need some therapy
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Get rid. If he’ll cheat once he’ll do it again. My ex partner did it to me. I don’t even know how many times he cheated. He will not change.
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Its unhealthy for children to grow up in that environment. Even if u think they don’t know , they know. Xx
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It takes a special kind of stupid to cheat.on your pregnant wife. Advice:
Divorce, get child support and let him and V live happily together. He can pee everywhere!
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What’s the big deal about cheating with a prostitute? Apparently his sexual needs weren’t getting met
What the hell are you still doing with this toss pot
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You don’t let him pee on your face ?
It’s a thing but keeps girls in business if you do not
I’d leave if u were you if your looking for a serious relationship
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I’d say your both even now. Don’t bring it up again. You have to be united now that you have a family to care for. It’s going to take both of you to do this.
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