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The easiest way is to pee in a cup and dip the test in, rather than trying to pee on the stick
Pee on the fabric part of the stick and wait.
Go to your doctor
hmm… Well it comes with some instructions… Also you simply piss on the tip, or you can be real fancy and piss in a cup and dip the tip in… Side note try not to piss on hand either way just wash your hands 🤦
There’s instructions on the box
Stick it in your anal cavity
I pissed in a cup and put the tip of the pregnancy test into the cup and I let it lay flat until it told me the results. Otherwise the box has instructions. Sorry for the questions above but I hope I helped somewhat.
Stick it under your tongue like a thermometer and wait till it beeps.
If you can’t figure how to pee on a stick, or don’t realize that pregnancy tests come with instructions WITH visual aids, then ya ass is too dumb to reproduce.
Pretend ur sick and have the dr check
How the crap am I in this group?
If you can’t even figure that out…you’re in trouble.
There’s instructions right on the test follow them every test is different
It comes with instructions
Let’s start from the beginning don’t have sex unprotected
You people are all wrong not all of them are exactly the same there’s ones with droppers not always pee on a stick y’all ignorant for real
It literally comes with instructions
Most health clinics or health departments will do a free one. Call the ones in your area
The dollar tree test requires you to pee in a clean cup, then use the dipper thing to suction up the urine and place it on the test. Then you wait. Most of them only require you to remove the plastic casing on the tip of the test and you place in the middle of your urine stream as you pee in the toilet. Good luck
You should stop having sex.
It should have directions on the box or inside the box. Every test is different just depends. Pretty simple. You can probably YouTube the one u have if u need too. Good luck
If you don’t know how to read directions on a pregnancy test, then you don’t need to be having sex
Just slide it discreetly in your pocket and walk out.
I would suggest taking it first thing in the morning when HCG levels are at it’s highest if you are in fact pregnant. You can either pee in a cup and dip it in for the amount of time the particular test you buy says, or hold the uncapped stick in your urine stream for said amount of time, then wait for 3-5 minutes depending on the test. 2 lines= pregnant, or you can get one of the tests that says pregnant/not pregnant. I hope that helps, best of luck!
Yal are wrong for being hateful. 🤦
I’ve always peed in a dry cup then stuck the stuck in for like 10 seconds put lid on the set it down flat and wait. If it has a dropper same keep the base flat put a few drops from your cup in. On both wait about 3 min for results
Pee in a cup, put stick in for like 5-30 seconds (whatever box says) then lay flat for like a minute or something then see results
Wait till your husband’s asleep, pee on him - wait 8 more month’s and see if something pops out of your nether region. If something that eats and poops and cries, comes out of you - congratulations, it was positive!
I never could get them test right LoL
Follow the directions. If you have to use a dropper, id pee in a collection cup or something you can toss away after, like a shaving cream top:woman_shrugging:t3: that’s what I did. No way in hell was I peeing on my hand to collect urine from that damn dropper. Now if it’s one you pee on just hold it with the tip for collection facing down midstream for 3 seconds. Let sit for all tests 2-3 minutes. Usually they do not take that long. Mine showed up after like 3 seconds:rofl: I was a week early for my son and I knew I was pregnant so I took a test. It showed I was. Good luck though.
…School sex ed, google, friends, partner, doctor, family, THE DIRECTIONS ON THE BOX:woman_facepalming: I’m not being hateful…im concerned that people are having sex but don’t know something like this… huge indication you’re not ready for a baby, and with protected or unprotected sex kids are a possibility… seriously this is such basic knowledge even if you’re not sexually active
Pretty much pee on the stick - not your hands - n wait a few minutes
Buy it, read instructions and use…
Read the instructions… oh lawrd
Pee in a cup cos its your first time hen u won’t miss
Read the instructions…thats as nicely as I can put it.
This a serious post…? This question is bewildering. I
Skip the testing. You can buy a positive one for $95 from marketplace
Troll question if I ever saw one
If you can’t figure that out you shouldn’t be…nevermind.
And your common sense
And y u asking a dumb question google can answer
Piss on it! If it’s positive put the baby up for adoption. Clearly, you aren’t ready for one.
Read the directions lol
YouTube the brand test you got. It’s ok. I’ve stood there for 20 min trying to make sure I didnt mess up a test. Which you can do pretty easily apparently
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go to the a clinic or go to your primary Doctor and have a blood test for more accuracy or you can get a urine pregnacy test from any store and do it at home …and READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.
You throw it like a boomerang, if it comes back, you’re pregnant. If it doesn’t, pick it up and dispose of properly. You’re welcome and good luck.
Pee on it for a girl, poop for a boy. I don’t make the rules
Wow so many disrespectful comments yes it’s easy comes with directions but we don’t know her situation maybe she’s really young and scared and doesn’t know what to do and or has other issues
Nothing but insensitive assholes on here… Nobody knows their situation. Could be a young teen…
Instructions are usually on the box but you have to know how to read!!!
Looks like common sense is not so common anymore.JEEZ.
You can always just wait 9 months and if a baby popped out you were pregnant
Time-travel back and make a few corrections then your “future” present time will be worry-free!
(seriously tho’, read all of the instructions. Can’t read? Get a trusted person to assist your reading comprehension! Good luck)
First urine when u wake up
Pee in a little container
Dip test for required time usually 10-30 seconds
Just follow the instructions included with the packaging
Can we just start blocking people who are assholes and find it funny
Follow the directions on the box instead of asking strangers on social media.
Ask a friend or neighbour x
Samii-j Deighton the comments will not let you down
The same way u take the dick
Read the directions?
Put it in ya mouth then up ya bum LOL
If someone can ask a question on Facebook surely they can pee on a stick… wth. Calling people insensitive is crazy because they are not falling for the bs.
Use a sharpened #2 pencil. It’s easy… multiple choice.
Not sure if this is a troll or not but I’m gonna answer honestly just in case because not everyone knows and not everyone is neurotypical.
It depends on the type but they will either come with a dropper or just a stick. With the dropper ones,you’ll want to pee in something,like a disposable cup,and then suck a few drops of pee up though it and drop it onto the little hole on the test. The other ones,you just pull the cap off and hold the stick directly under your urine stream as you pee,then you replace the cap so you don’t get pee on yourself. They will come with instructions in the box as well! If you get confused at all you can try to see if YouTube has a tutorial video of some sort you can watch or see if your doctor can do the test (if you have access to one). I don’t reccomend blue dye tests,they are notorious for false positives and digital ones require more HCG than others to say positive so they aren’t always accurate when you’re early along. I’d reccomend pink dye tests. Honestly the ones you can get for $1 at dollar stores work just fine,they are pink dye. First morning urine is the most accurate to test with because of the elevated HCG levels.
Good luck,I hope you get whatever result you’re wanting!
Definitely don’t need a baby then
Hold it in mouth until it beeps
Amy Gillette think you will appreciate some of these comments
Pee on your finger. And smear it on the selfie stick. Duh
This page has gone down hill fast what happened?
Your pregnant!! Congrats
This is a joke right ?
Julie Bowlby the comments
Wow. I see a lot of cunts on here.
When you have to ask that kind of question, you definitely don’t need to raise a child🤣
Next will be how do I insert a tampon, duh !!
I concur no child for you.
You don’t have enough brain power to pee on a stick but some how have enough brain power to get pregnant. We are doomed as a society.
Marie-Anne Mournian some of the comments
Oh my! If you can’t handle peeing on a stick I’m concerned for the baby you may be bringing into the world 🤦
No question is a dumb question, I’m not sure why all the rude comments. Some women may not know if this is the first time shes done it… so much for women lifting women, you perfect, goody two shoes are nasty and need to rethink your miserable lives.
You have enough brain power to have sex but not to buy a prego test and pee on it??? Gtfo
Bring a #2 pencil and an eraser.
Well first you’re gonna need a rabbit… after you procure one, follow up with me
The directions are there.
Battle your way to the store
Stand in line for to long
Try to return to your place
Step 4 open the package
Step 5 piss all over the mofo test.
Step 6 wait for some time
Step 7 look for some stripe to appear
Uh, you pee on it. Bruh, there’s directions on the box
Non smartass comment here
I recommend doing it in the morning. They say your levels are higher with your first pee of the day. Only pee on the part it tells you to pee on. Most have a lil dropper which mean you need to pee in a clean cup and then use the dropper to put drops of your pee on the spot they tell you to. Leave it and don’t touch it for a few mins.
I hope that helps! Good luck on whatever you decide to do!
you sweet child…I’m sorry that you are going through this…go see your doctor and say I might be pregnant…you pee in a cup they run a test and boom you get your answer…or go to your local drugstore and purchase a pregnancy test…follow the instructions provided…
Gawd…And it even come with instructions.
Put it in the microwave
The Instructions come in the box
Lord it’s scary how just anyone can reproduce.
Make sure the stick isn’t expired or a rip off
2 lines=knocked tf up
1 line=wrap it tf up
You pee on your hand and if it gets wet your pregnant lmao