Omg this is absolutely pathetic he is 100 percent watching porn let’s hope of age porn too.
U need to leave him sounds like scum how does he have time for this disgusting
Yo, force feed that boy stool softeners and make bran muffins relentlessly. “Accidentally” jam something sticky into the knob latch so the door cant latch closed properly and your kid can burst in at will like some kind of terrible tiny koolaid man. Reset the wifi repeatedly until you hear screaming. See if that helps.
No he is just getting away from you and the kids to text the gf LMFAO
Jacking it to porn or just getting alone time for tv or games…
He is talking to another woman 100%
Definitely watching porn
Clearly he is watching porn…puke
if it’s not Porn, then it sounds like he needs to see a doctor
You’re so sweet & innocent. It’s obvious something with the camera since he wears headphones & might not talk. You deserve the truth. And someone to respect you enough to not treat you like that. 3 hours really? He’s pathetic.
He’s jacking around
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Does he have haemorrhoids from sitting on the shitter for so long
He’s defensive cuz he is doing something he shouldn’t be doing. That’s way too sketchy. He is up to something. He need to tell u the truth or u need to take the very next opportunity u get to check his computer out when he isn’t home or is sleeping. Only way u will know the truth is if u look.
Anything over 45 minutes is unacceptable
WHAT -THE- HELL or does he meet with he’s mistress everyday in there on line ??? … mmmm weird
Who cares leave the man alone lol I don’t know a man who needs 3 hours to jerk off lol
Hes def up to something and even its its innocent such as playing an online game etc… I would find out what is going on one way or the other girl, cut the wifi and if the door is locked take the whole thing off the hinges!!! Find out what is on that computer you have every right to know as his wife, I mean yes everyone is entitled to privacy but u lose those privileges when u start acting shady and giving reasons to not deserve it!
My husband plays games on his phone. Sometimes he would be in the bathroom for almost 2 hours and i go to check to hear him playing pubg.
I get distracted easily especially if I have my phone. I start watching a show… play games… social media… YouTube… ect. My husband is the same way but we leave the door unlocked and bother each other lol
Trust your gut feeling if u suspect something…Its usually right
Why don’t you just check the history on the computer
Yeah I would not put up with that. Porn, talking to other women, bitching about you…
Mine normally is in there two hours and he’s normally watching porn
A dr will tell you if a man dont go in ten minutes they should stop that is the most strenuous thing on your heart.start feeding him food that causes diahrea
Whatever it is, 3 hours of it is excessive, which means he’s dealing with one addiction or another. Tell him to knock it off! Good Lord men are such babies…
I’d be looking at his browser history…
I lose feeling In my legs after 10 minutes
Definitely not normal!!! Put a hidden camera in the bathroom Then you’ll know
I had a bf once who would get tweaked out and lock himself in the bathroom for hours. It turned out that he was a crossdresser.
So…is anyone gonna ask what drove him into the bathroom in the first place? Come on…do I really need to say it?
Doesn’t he have a job?
He’s probably cheating
Drugs, porn, cheating…
Probably looking at porn
He is watching porn!
He shouldn’t need his computer then because its distracting him. If he can’t stop taking it, it’s because he has a scheduled time he is supposed to be doing something on it with someone
Not okay … Even porn shouldn’t take that long. Wtf
It’s either porn or cheating.
This is not normal. Something is up
Mine can take up too an hour until I start banging around and yelling because we have kids and there is one mf bathroom most of the time he is pooping but im pretty sure its porn every now and again as well. 3 hours with a computer and headphone… idk about that one, id be questioning him. Makes no sense to bring a damn computer in the restroom while doing your duty haha
It could be krohns disease. If he is adamant that nothing else is going on he should see a doctor.
I mean, it shouldn’t take 3 hours to rub one out. Honestly, I’d suspect cheating.
Unless he’s just constantly jerking off. Hahahahahaha. But idk.
So idk if you would feel comfortable putting a hidden camera in there if it’s just a bathroom you and your husband use that way you can see what’s up
I would be using a baby monitor and finding out for myself what the hell he was doing…
Talking to someone else🤷♀️
He’s shooting up. Get him drug tested
Port addiction or cam girls.
What the hell I thought my mans 30-40 minute shits were ridiculous 3 hours??? Nah NO one takes that long to shit who has 3 hours worth of crap in there body lol if it’s just a toilet you and your husbands using set up a lil camera to find out hey we could all be wrong and he genuinely needs that long in the loo who knows hahaha.
Just tell him you will stop nagging about the amount of time it takes him to poop, if he stops taking any electronics in the bathroom.
Tell him to get a job
Is he avoiding house work or something? I had a child, teen, who did that. I have no idea what he did in the bathroom. It was always when he was supposed to be doing chores or something he didn’t want to do.
Yeah something up, and gross if he legit shitting, leave devices out… Pron or cheating quite possibly
He’s probably just masturbating lol no big deal
My ex husband use to “poop” for 1-3 hours. He use to take headphones and stuff with him as well. He also got really irritated when I’d call him out on his behavior and have a bunch of excuses. He’d also claim he was in the shower and run the water but come out completely unshowered. Turned out he was talking to other women inappropriately and masterbating to their photos or porn while he was in there. It got to the point where it was daily and we weren’t intimate anymore. It contributed to our divorce.
Why don’t you just unlock the door from the outside and find out? lol.
Sounds like he’s just watching porn or doing something whack
Hes either watching porn and playing video games or he has a serious gastrointestinal problem
I would be ACCIDENTALLY on purpose be dropping his laptop so he would have to use MINE…
Put a camera on the bathroom
Girl get a camera, or download something that’ll check his history. There’s more to the story AIN’T NOBODY taking that long to have a bowl movement
Turn off wifi when he goes in?
I’d get me a camera set up and see for myself what he’s up too.
I would sign into your google account secretly on his laptop so you can check his device web history and find out what hes really doing
Maybe porn n getting off ??
He is probably talking to his girlfriends online. He probably on sites like tender and plenty of fishes writing girls back. And you can’t go in there? If I need something and my husband is showering or using the bathroom I walk right in and get what I need
Yes my ex husband use to when he was text his females he was cheating on me with and then turn music up so I couldn’t hear him talking. No sure how he’s doing now. I had 3 with him and we’re doing perfect
He’s cheating, watching porn, or doing drugs.
Man porn and masterbating is 1 thing but to do that for 3 damn hours?
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Phone or lap top for 3 hours…trust your gut. He’s talking to his girlfriend and watching porn or other websites he can’t around his wife🤮
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Is he not entitled to private time? Holy shit lol my husband is pretty damn manly but I asked him to grow out his hair and it now takes him forever after the shower but who gives a shit he is a grown man and can do what he wants some people have litterally proved that they are control freaks
Um…I have ulcerative colitis and even I don’t spend three hours at a time in the washroom.
Your man either needs to see a Dr, has a porn addiction (ask yourself how your sex life with him, if it’s non existent that’s probably why) or he’s having an online affair (your sex life may be the same as always, men who cheat feel guilty and try to keep a facade so you won’t get suspicious)
Watching pornos check his undies
My husband said he’s doing something sketchy. He said there’s no way it’s porn for three hours. Hubby thinks he’s cheating.
Are you married to my husband? This man sometimes falls asleep on the potty
Just open the door & go in! Start bringing him a drink & chatting with him, make it uncomfortable!
Watching porn most likely or talking to someone. 3 hrs with internet and headset is very sketchy
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Definitely not normal something is going on I’d walk in there snatch that computer out of his hands and see what he’s really doing. That’s sketchy forsure
Make him a doctor appt to get checked out since he claims he poops for that long. My money is on cheating.
tell him to get his little dick out of there so you can use the bathroom for yourself to enjoy your new toy (make up or whatever) only to see how he will feel. I used to tell my husband to continue doing it with his favorite hands then maybe I will do the same… the biggest, the better …he hated it but I won. he always lied saying he was pooping or playing his little game but no I checked his history and I was right
He is for sure watching porn. Been through this with my now ex husband. He would say he was having stomach issues all the time.
Ya that is not right at all. Something is up or he needs to go to the doctor
My husband does the same thing. He just takes his headphones and phone though. He calls it his me time. I’ve noticed from pretty much any guy that I know that they do it too. Most of the time they get into watching or listening to something or fall asleep. Guys poop a lot more than women it seems
He is NOT shitting for 3 hours. Gambling, porn, or dating/talking to someone outside of your marriage.
Taking His time having a toss over a hustler mag I’m guessing sorry hun
Hes either gaming, or watching porn my honey does the same thing, not for near as long but sometimes up to an hour. He straight up tells me that he’s watching YouTube lol but I definitely know he’s pooping cuz dayum! “Don’t go in there for about 35, 45 minutes!”
He watching gay porn, or porn period, he may be a internet star. Check the laptop history when he’s not on it
45 minutes but not 3 hours
He’s playing video games, talking to a chick, porn, binging Netflix or all of those things. Just pretend you feel like vomiting one day and go in there 1.5 hous in and see what he’s doing.
3 hours!!! His friggin legs would be numb if he were actually sitting on a toilet for that long! He’s definitely up to something…that’s ridiculous…does he work at all??? Maybe he needs to be if he isn’t…that’s a lot of time every day to be wasting in the John…
He is either watching porn, talking to other women or gaming😯 fuck it if he gets mad disconnect the internet. If he is just pooping he doesn’t need internet for that. My husband does about 30 min to an hour but I know he is playing a stupid game on his phone lol. Sometimes I get mad at that, I’d for sure turn the internet off😆
Ummmmm no guy goes in the bathroom wit head phones and computer and calls it me time all morning , that’s straight fishy , he’s def doing something he shouldn’t be and the fact he’s offended that your offended screams I’m up to no good , can it take a man a min absolutely but not no damn 3 hours
Three hours means he’s either doing drugs or being sneaky on the internet or both. Stay woke!
Omg? Is there a window in there? Is he having pizza and wings delivered ? That’s crazzzy!
Maybe it takes him awhile to find it!!!
From experience, he’s either getting high, porn, gambling or talking to other chicks. If he gets angry when it comes to the internet then you can rule out getting high.
I’d be checking his history once he’s asleep.
Sounds like he’s watching porn lol