I can be a farm witch is that like a homestead witch.?
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How did this one make it through 
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Iām shook that nobody realized that itās a troll and it was approved 
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Molly Boone Griggs āfarm witchā
Did he tell u about her coming to his work bringing and bringing him stuff?
Why donāt u call her out on the flirting, communicate to him
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Yooo this is some hillbilly shizzz
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First off farm witch 
Secondly if my man DIDNT accept Dairy Queen Iād be mad. Itās so good 
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Maybe she put a spell on him? 
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Umm the problem is not the chick with the halter top and the ice cream cone but your husband sure is! He owes you loyalty she doesnātā¦ he obviously likes the attention and ice cream sheās offering him
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Yāall know yāall wrong for entertaining this and giving her real answers! All these detailsā¦. ā a 90s hoe halter topā āa half trailerā ālive by the graveyard so a lot of people oufsideā how the hell the admins read this in their email and then put it through for us to ponder our minds and actually give her a SOLUTION to this wonderful whites of West Virginia problem!! 
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Oh myā¦ā¦ so much to say 
farm witch? Half porch? Butterfinger blizzard 
I came here for the comments. Did not disappoint. 
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The Farm witch coming in with the DQ, trying to butterhisfinger. 
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The thing is itās a job site sheās going to or on so again Iād need more info or just saunter up and ask whatās going on hubby.
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Iād be looking at my man like a cheating son of aā¦
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Iām sorry, but when I read thisā¦ I thought of the old Orbitz gum commercial.
āWho are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!ā
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Taylor McClain Phrases that got me rolling: āfarm witchā half-porchā āwe live next to a cemetery so naturally people are outside a lotā āI canāt do a batteryā and finally āshould I throw my butterfinger blizzard at herā
SEND HELP IM IN TEARS.
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Trish Mustard Shanna Hougland Mandy George look at this messā:joy:
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Is this post for real??? Iām serious!?! Wtf ā¦ this has got to be a freakin jokeā:rofl: And if itās not my bad but thanks for the laugh!!
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Your man needs to remind her he loves his wife!!
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People pee in stuff nowadays itās a form of witchcraft. You got to be very very careful these days some people will do anything to feel or be desired, anything. You can never be too safe. I donāt except food from anyone especially homemade or if it feels oddly forced. Sounds crazy but better safe than sorry.
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Why is he accepting it? Itās odd heās allowing her to do that. Iād be more angry at him than her. A ho is a ho but your hubby is the problem. Is there more going on that you know?
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Start taking him lunch!
So she knows where he works and what time he takes lunch?
Things that make you go hmmm. 
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I donāt understand the āso naturally people are outside a lotā? Is the implied correlation between that and the graveyard?
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Shannon Janecko Iām crying
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Carole Holmes read the comments
What in the hill billyā¦
She definitely is putting some potions in his lunch, tell ya man to stop accepting hexed lunch
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Can we pleaaaaaaseeee get an update ???!
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If he wasnāt encouraging it. She wouldnāt be there. Js
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My peopleā¦ Robin Goldsmith McNally Angie Smith Dabney Norman Kacey Bartholow Brown Kylie Mathis Lyndsey McNally
Robbin Brydges Tristin Sullivan yāall! What in the pry-tell hell did I just read?!? I got questions?
Why are people outside bc you live next to a cemetery? What does that have to do with living in a trailer? Whatās a half porch? Whatās an accepting lunch cheat? Is there an accepting breakfast or dinner cheating I am unaware of? Whatās a farm witch? Who keeps a a halter top from the 90ās bc all I can think about is those terry cloth ones and I thought those were from the 80ās? She has time to watch him for four days and says nothing? Nothing at all? Well we know she canāt do a battery charge so all good there I guess lol. And a butterfinger blizzard? Why bc it has chunks in it or she allergic to peanut butter and she hopes she goes into allergic shock? Or is that her favorite kind and why she so worried about her half porch? I need pictures and answers please. Geez!
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At that point itās on your man to really put her in her place. And then after he does, if she still continues then by all means defend your territory! Throw the blizzard if ya need too, girl. But at the end of the day if your man is entertaining it, be careful not to look like a dummy.
And yes, if she steps on your porch. Thatās your property. And you can claim āself defenseā.
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I mean if you are watching her bring him lunch everyday in halter topsā¦ why donāt you show up with lunch in a halter top?
I got so many questions girl idk maybe she a ho ass ghost from the 90s trying to boo your man
A butterfinger blizzard
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Maybe the plot twist is going to be that we find out sheās just a Door Dash driver and he really likes Dairy Queen.
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Heaven Daugherty I had to read itā¦ So you got toā:speak_no_evil:
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I wouldnāt say heās cheating, but it sounds like a boundary has been crossed
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always remember as long as itās on YOUR half porch you can claim self defence cause you thought someone was breaking in
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Did I just really read that
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Kim Horton-Rico Jennifer Cisneros the comments
If yall are committed to each other yes its cheating. Unless she brings some for you too.
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Heās ready to bring a second wife into the home. You have got to establish dominace now or you wonāt be the main wife when she moves in. Hereās what you do:
- Write your names on your lawn chairs on the half porch. Write backup btch on hers and put it near the burn barrel facing towards the graveyard so she knows where sheāll end up.
- Get rid of one of the couch cushions. One butt per cushion and there wonāt be room for her. She has to sit on the floor.
- Donāt throw ice cream at her. Turn around and back kick up sand like a pissed off donkey. Do the chicken flap with the arms for full effect. You can peck her in the eyes too if you fancy.
If she wants to spend her money on food for him in this day and ageā¦ ask her to pay for your gas too
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Anybody else hear the banjo from Deliverance in their head while reading that?
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If sheās a true witch let her have your man or else you will be hexed for life
No woman would be getting away with buyin my man dairy queen nuh uhhh
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Is this for real or for or laughter purposes?If itās true tell your man to break it off or else !Whats a farm witch anyway ?What the He ll (double tooth picks) so FB doesnāt put me in jail like always ! This makes no sense !
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Not a butterfinger blizzard thats my favorite all time go to,but an oreo blizzard yes goahead
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This canāt be real lmaoo
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This has to be a jokeā¦ 90s halter topā¦ arenāt those in again
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Next time she shows up at his work with icecreamā¦stand backā¦wait for her to hand it to himā¦then walk right into his workā¦past herā¦kiss him pationatlyā¦then turn round and introduce yourself as his wifeā¦take the icecream out of his hand an set it on a desk , take his hand and. Him walk out an leave an go to lunch togetherwhile shes still standing thereā¦leave her standingā¦but make sure he leaves for lunch with youā¦she should get the messegeā¦also ask him why shes hangin round his work?
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Excuse me while I do a little research ā¦
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Itās his choice to accept what she is offering. Move on
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Perfect imagine for the shit that came to mind lol
Free food is free food I aināt gonna refuse if someone offers, especially if they know Iām married and wonāt leave my spouse, so keep feeding me lmao I aināt gonna complain shit if it were my husband Iād tell him to save me some food too
Hopefully she is wearing a mask and half vaccinated cause then itās not cheating.
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No way is this real. pic or it didnāt happen.
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maybe you should bring him lunch & tell her to kick rocks.
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You lost me at āIā.
Iām guessing u are from another country then me as Iām still trying to workout what the hell a farm witch is. And what does the grave yard have to do with your hubby cheating 
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Pretty sure I just had a stroke reading this shit wtf
Sounds like heās over there entertaining other women. Throw the whole man away.
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What in the bingdidaling white trashā¦.??
Iām just here for the comments and yāall DID NOT disappoint lmao
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What the fuck did I just read
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You got me at āfarm witchā! Im crying over here
Seriously, if you feel like itās cheating, and have expressed that you are uncomfortable then your man should respect your feelings. Period
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No, because if you canāt trust your man thatās an issue. Trust being the key word here. I donāt care if my husband has lunch with another female and he doesnāt care if I do with another male. Hell, my best friend is male, been best friends since kindergarten. We trust each other. And we know we come home to each other.
I feel like this post is fake. As a southerner I sensing sarcasm
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Is a farm witch a thing? Asking for a friend. I have heard of kitchen witchesā¦green witches. I mean, I always saw myself as a green witch butā¦bitā¦ farm witch. That would be appropriate.
It was the farm witch living beside the graveyard for me
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Leave your brother and his girlfriend alone.
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throw those hands.
haha. spooky time with black eyes hahaha
What in the trailer park Jerry Springer did I read
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Shannon Harris this is funny
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Stephanie Clark Natalie Long Brett Smith
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Oh my lord! seriously here for the comments!! Nade, NaDina
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Start bringing him lunch.
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Donāt be letting no 90s halter top wearing, blizzard buying farm witch take your man. You better go on and catch yourself a battery. 
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Itās an unwritten law we can take our manās food. If youāre already there every day, go get u some lunch girlš
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Rose Tenney-Hoover
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What does the graveyard have to do with it? 
Why is it a half porch & not whole? All I can picture is Jerry Springer. Also, please donāt waste the blizzard! 
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I had to read it twice ā¦just to make sure it said "farm witch"
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Kelley Wahl these comments are gold! Lmao
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What kinda trailer court bullshit is this??? This canāt be real lifeā¦seriously??? Someone help me out here!!
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What is this farm witch that people keep talking about lol
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He is the one in the wrong a 100% because he is in a relationship with you! Sheās doing this because he is allowing it to happen
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So youāre sayingā¦ herā¦ milkshake brings the boys to the yard? Badumbum
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We have those is ga
What kind of Blizzard??
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Oh hell no! I would be throwing that butterfinger blizzard at her for sure. One at your man too, for accepting the food from her.
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This is so off the wall
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Sheās doing what HE allows.
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Why are the administrators of this site allowing this to be posted?
I have so many questions.
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If she is buyingā¦ tell him to order more and you get your lunch too.
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Kay Nicole
What in the trailer park
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Emma Jacob thought someone else should read this too
Soooā¦a trailer park? ik this is a joke but this is funny.
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Kate Mather
A āfarm witchā and a āhalf porchā? 
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Iām to old for battery but I can throw a blizzard at herā:rofl: Iām done
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Is it bad that I more sad about the potentially wasted butterfinger blizzard than I am about the farm witch feeding your man?? Please donāt harm the blizzard as it has done nothing to youā¦ sincerely, a bonafide fat girl 
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