This has got to be a joke
You started itā¦take your lumpsā¦
Maybe ā¦ dontā¦ call him names 
You prolly embarrassed him and he lashed out the way embarrassed ppl will (not that itās ok to lash out) but clearly he has some feelings too
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You literally started the name calling now youāre butt hurt because he retaliated 
youāre to much bro.
You called him miserable and old then got upset when u he said something. You maybe hurt his feelings too and heās possibly now talking to his friends cause u said he was miserable
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Whatās it mean to be called an old bike?
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The AUDACITY! You started it first by calling him names but God forbid he says anything to you because your feelings get hurt immediately. So itās okay to say things to your partner and you expect him to be okay with it but soon as that same energy is given back to you itās a problem? Men have feelings to you know? You canāt go around calling people names and not expect them to say anything back to you. What you said to him was way worse than what he said to you. Canāt believe you want to throw a tantrum over what he said when you started it first. The audacity 
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You called him a name - he called you one. Get over it
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Uhhhmmmmmā¦. Iām confused and feel like this is a troll post hours you going to get mad he said something back that was basically what you saidā¦.
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You insulted him and got mad when he gave it back?!?!
His comment came from your comment 
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So you can joke but he canāt? If you want to miserable just tell him that so he can choose if he wants to be miserable too.
Like how old are you?
You call him a name and then when he returns fire your feelings are hurt.
Girl all this time and your gonna be upset over a snide remark that you instigated.
Pull up those big girl panties and stop pouting.
Do unto others as you would like done unto you!!
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Hereās the thing:
Believe it or notā¦men have feelings too.
Maybe you insulted him as a joke, but maybe to him it didnāt feel like one.
How often do you make those kinds of ājokesā? What about some of the other jokes about men/dadās that women seem to find funny? What about memes you share on social media? How much complaining do you do to your friends or in Facebook groups?
This isnāt even touching on any other hurtful behavior that you could be exhibiting just because society has normalized it doesnāt necessarily make it ok.
So if this is a common occurrence with you, then I would hazard a guess that youāre part of the reason things may have changed. Itās hard to stay attracted and in love with someone who is always putting you downā¦and after a certain point jokes donāt feel like jokes.
So yeah. He said something back. Your feelings are hurt.
Now you have a small dose of how he feels.
From this point on before you say or do something take a second to think about how you would feel if he did it to you.
And beyond thatā¦What are you going to do to fix things?
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He didnāt take it jokingly. Just like you didnāt. Pray about it and apologize whether he does or not.
Donāt call him names and expect him not to call you anything back.
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Do on to others as you would want done to you.
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You probably hit a nerve and hurt his feelings so he retaliated.
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Please tell me this is s joke
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So you can dish out the ājokesā but canāt take itā¦ Got it.
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You mean you hurt his feelings first, then got upset he made a comment back? Donāt dish it out if you canāt take it. Lol
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An old bike? I donāt get it, and it certainly feels less offensive than miserable old fart. Iād say get over it friend. It may have hurt your feelings but it sounds like you hurt his as well and then things just went south. Thatās why it felt off, it was off. Apologize and move on.
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Donāt dish it out if you canāt handle it lol
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Sounds to me like you probably started that one ā¦so suck it up
I know this may be shocking to hearā¦ butā¦ believe it or notā¦ MEN HAVE FEELINGS TO 
but seriously if you can dish out name calling expect it back. Might of been a ājokeā to you but what you said probably hurt heās ego
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No offenseā¦ but donāt call names if you canāt handle it being thrown back. He couldāve been joking just like you but then saw you getting upset and that probably just made him mad that you expected him to be a sport about your joke but you wernt being one for his. Just like in Kindergarten, if you donāt have anything nice to say, donāt say it at all
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You literally called him a miserable old fart and your mad because he said something in return? Donāt dish it if you canāt take it.
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You called him a miserable old fartā¦ I find that more offensive than an old bike maybe I missing something here but donāt call him names if you donāt want to be called names. Hurt people hurt people. You called him something and he called you somethingā¦ childish? Yes! But so is name calling.
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Whatās a old bike? 
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Dear Godā¦.the more of these posts read on this page, the more I canāt stand how women these days think and act.
Donāt joke with him if you donāt want him to joke back!
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Not so funny nowā¦huh
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You insulted him first and yet your upset that he responded?
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You literally called him something as a joke and he did it back. You reap what you sow stop being upset if you went ahead and did the same thingā¦firstā¦
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I mean if you can dish it outā¦.
Seems to me like he took your joke, and raised you his joke and you couldnāt take the bants. 
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You dish it out you should be able to take it back 
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Wellā¦ how do u think he felt calling him a miserable old fartā¦ u deserved it tell him your sorry and get over it.
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So you can call him a name, but he canāt do it in return? Okay. 
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She called him an old fart jokingly, because it was their anniversary and she wanted to be intimate. Itās not offensive, but if he was offended he could have at least matched the insult. If anyone on here knows what āan old bikeā meansā¦ thatās a bullshit thing to say. Especially to your wife.
So youāre telling usā¦ YOU are the miserable old fart and you canāt take a joke? 
Honestly though, you canāt throw banter at someone and not expect some back.
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Did you consider his feelings were hurt that you called him names???
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I canāt tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not. If it isnāt, get over yourself. If it is a joke perfectly formated 
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so, it was alright to call him a old fart, but when he came back at you with a name, that bothers you,??? Donāt you think, just maybe, what you called him, really bothered him??? Get over it, apologize to him & tell him you really didnāt mean it and maybe give him a rose, one rose, as you are saying this & see what he comes back with
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you called him a name first. Donāt get upset when he ājokesā back.
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What did you hope to gain on asking people you donāt know for advice on your relationship? I am always baffled by people who put up their private lives for the general public to tear apart.
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He wasnāt bothered because it was a joke and you were taking things way to seriously drama momma.
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Ahhhhhā¦I was always told donāt dish it out if you canāt take it. 
Why can you joke around and call him names, but he canāt?
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I think your comment was more hurtful than his! I feel like this is a troll postā¦you got meā¦.
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I mean are you seriously kidding you insulted the man 1st and you expect him not to jab back
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So you called him something and then got mad when he called you something back ?
Bit entitled much ?
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I think I may be the only one to get it here that you said something a lot less offensive and jokingly and his reply was a lot more angry and mean spirited.
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If you give out a joke be prepare to recieve one.wow
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Mmm you started it I f my husband who. Is a misrable old man called me a n old bike Iād love it he loves old bikes he once called me a dumpling I took offence he said donāt know what your problem is but I love dumplings Iām like AWĆWWAWWW
Donāt cast the first 
. Or in other teams donāt start shit if you canāt handle it back. Men have feelings too.
Iām pretty sure he didnāt call her an old bikeā¦ it was probably an old B**** and thatās why sheās upset. He took it too far.
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So, donāt call him names if he canāt literally say the exact same to you.
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U r mean
U can call him a fart? Something really stinky? And he canāt say anything to you
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So you can call him a name but get upset when he called you one?
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Um you said something first?
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Can give a slagging but not take one
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Shittt we stay roasting each other
Girl get over yourself
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Ummmm an old bikeā:rofl:
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So you can call him names, but he canāt call you names? Did you apologize for what you said?
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You started itā¦ most people try n top what was saidā¦ way sensitive I think
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You started itā¦silly
Donāt start the fire if you donāt want the smoke, men do not like to be called old, itās a blow to their psyche
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So you can dish it but cant take it? Yeah sounds like an old bike to me 
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There may be more to this. But I do agree with the others. You cant sit and call names and expect people to not react to it.
I hope you find out the underlying issue. You both should be able to feel happy in your relationship
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Okay doble standard you are mean to him but canāt take what he says get over yourself and stop been mean to that men
Well u called him anold fartā¦wachu expect
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You sure youāre an adult? You started it, got your feelings hurt bc he responded the same way you did, and bam, cry baby syndrome!
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I mean, you did call him a miserable old fart. you really shouldnāt call people names.
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The problem isnāt him. Why did it bother you so much? Do you think of yourself in this manner? What he thinks of you or says that hurts your feelings is a reflection of him, not you. Know your worth.
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U called him a name and that was suppose to be ok but when he returned your energy you get āhurtā. Donāt dish it out if you canāt take it. Maybe you hurt him. If this is normal behavior for you that might be why things feel different.
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Apologise to him for your insult. Maybe this will open the path for respectful communication between the two of you minus the vulgarity. His insult seemed like an act of retaliation.
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Not gonna lie I had to look that up to understand the reference and ouchā¦. 
but I agree with everyone else donāt dish it out if ya canāt take it. Sounds like he was jabbing back, unless the reference is true maybe thatās why youāre so hurt 
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You started it. He basically called you something that can be repaired at least. You called him something stinky I call my hubby an a$$hole and he calls me a count at times. Joking.
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Sounds like you can give but not takeā¦if your going to throw comments around be prepared to get one back. Maybe hes getting sick of being on the end of your nastinessā¦IDK
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Wait. So you can call him names but he cant joke back and call you one???
You are being absolutely ridiculous. If you donāt want to jokingly be called a name then DONāT start it. YOU started it! 
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Donāt give it if you canāt take it.
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Question!! Are you pregnant!? Lol
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I had to look that one upā¦
Did you care if he was upset or did you just think it I so funny to insult him?
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Iād rather be an old bike than an old fartā¦just sayinā
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Did you apologize for calling him a miserable, ole fart? You shouldnāt dish if you canāt take. Set the ball rolling with apologizing then you can let him know how you felt about his response and you both can decide the parameters of teasing each other.
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This is crazy, how can u even feel upset or hurt after u called him an old fart first?? Yall been together a long time and u canāt take a little teasing??? AFTER YOU STARTED IT LOL
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Did you know, calling people a certain name can mean something completely different to them?
I heard someone call someone a cow one time. Where Iām from, youāre calling them big/fat. But where she grew up, that means your stubborn/grumpy.
Maybe he took your name differently.
An apology can go a long way.
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Is this serious? You jokingly called him a name and he called you one backā¦ not his fault youāre too sensitive to take a jokeā¦
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Would you have rather him cal you āfat and lazy?ā
Thatās a bit dramatic of u when you started it lol wtf is this even a question u need to ask anyone? Get over yourself
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You called him a MISERABLE OLD FART which means heās an unhappy old smell, and in return you got called an old ride, and you got mad and donāt understand why he called you that? Seriously?! Hahahaha. Are you pregnant? Because thereās no way. Omg. My husband and I, you would literally cry yourself to sleep every night (we love each other hard) if you were us if you canāt handle old bike. Thatās all you have to worry about? Lol. Lort halfmercy. Shit isnāt the honeymoon phase 8.5 years later, I think youāre over reacting a bit. I told my husband this and we laughed and laughed and he said ānow I know what to call yaā and then kept laughing lol
You canāt be serious! Read what you wrote and think about it for just a minute because clearly you didnāt!
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You called him a name first
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Is this real life?! Are you seriously posting this?!
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Does āold bikeā have some double meaning Iām unaware of?! You started it, by calling him names. If I did that to my husband of 17 years, heād have called me an old hag right back. You canāt dish it out if you canāt take it back hun. Thatās just not the way it works.
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Waitā¦hold onā¦you are mad because you insulted him first and he turned around and insulted you back and now you are hurtā¦what about how he felt FIRST!!! You started it and then couldnāt deal with the backlash, well you should have never said anything first. If you didnāt like being named called can you imagine he didnāt like it either 
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Ouch or Amen is what I would say
Get over it, if you canāt do that then crawl under it. You started it Karen! 
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I think the real problem here is that not once have you considered your partners feelings. Iām not quite sure what an āold bikeā is but a miserable old fart sounds worse. Maybe he was hurt by what you said. I think you need to apologize and in the future consider your own actions and your partners feelings.
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Maybe you were just being sensitive? You did start it by calling him a name first. I mean if I called my husband a name first then he called me something after I would fully expect it.
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Maybe treat him the way you want to be treated? Donāt cry when you reap what you sow
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