I know what he’s doing, getting alone time, watching tiktok and surfing FB Marketplace without interruption lol
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My husband is normal…
I’m usually in there for that long watching tiktok 
Mine is always on his phone watching videos
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Mine looks at his phone looking at stuff lol
I put a no phone in bath room rule at my house and cut the bathroom time way down
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Because they sit and shit while on tiktok or YouTube lol
trying to push out a huge poo
Tik Tok do be hella addictive like that
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I want to be a man purely for this reason. Extended alone time sounds amazing. I’d probably nap.
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Indeed Jono Hopton what do you do in there?
I must be weird. I poop and get out of there. It’s not the most comfortable place to sit.
I sit reading all the reply’s to the drivel like this
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got a Pokemon stop near the house? LOL
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I’m a woman who sits on the toilet for sometimes 45 minutes either scrolling fb minding everyone else’s business or getting lost in tic toc. I would assume guys do the same.
Sometimes I just sit there hiding from my kids 
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On the phone stuck on a game… 
Mine has stomach issues and has a hard time doing #2 at times. And while he’s on the toilet, he gets lost, scrolling his phone 
Mine does the finances and watches videos
I sit there for 45 min pooping and scrolling
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If mine doesn’t have his phone it cuts the time in a third. So get off the phone and hurry the f up
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Spending time on the phone and away from the world
I think you already know the answer to your question or you wouldn’t be asking for strangers opinions.
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Why are you so worried about how long it’s taking him to use the bathroom? Can he breathe?
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Cause they sit on their phones. I started shutting off the WiFi. Fixed the problem.
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I remember nursing one of mine while just trying too pee! You get creative on how to pull your pants up with one hand while cradling a nursing baby with the other.
My man ain’t about to hide all day in the bathroom.You helped create the kids! You can help chase the kids! Yall letting these men be lazy daddy’s these days.Its a team effort ladys!
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They’re on their phone, watching videos, playing games, and for some reason they take forever to shit! 
like gross, who’s just chills in their own stink!?! 
it isn’t necessarily wacking off everytime but there are times lol
Who masturbates on a toilet?
Did a 12 year old write this question?
My guess is her husband is trying to have quiet for 30 mins a day.
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Ewww, all these people playing on their phones in the toilet.
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No they’re just fecking about on their phones, my man has his “ham shanks” in bed
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Would probably be quicker if they were playing with themselves mine goes on his phone and watched stupid car videos, on full volume too of course. The one time they can multitask 
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Is this a joke? It’s his time every day at 6:30am. If you have a worry there is a problem. It’s a guy thing, respect it.
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Mine likes to watch all the reels, tiktoks and YouTube vids he’s been missing out on whether it takes 30-1hr. That’s his business
Mine is always looking at memes, watching YouTube videos or playing some dumb game:roll_eyes: I know this bc 9/10 he poops with the door open and our bathroom is in our room:skull: lmao it doesn’t bother me tho, we’re just really comfortable around each other. A few times he also fell asleep on the toilet:joy:
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100% guarantee that’s what’s happening, especially if the door is locked
Do you ever interrupt him? Lol
Most of them aren’t masturbating they’re watching stupid videos and just sitting there so they don’t have to do anything
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This is kinda funny !! Not even an hr ago I was at the store with my bf
I saw a “potty putter” and jokingly asked him if he wanted it, but turned around and had to tell him. He’s oddly not in there for long ,and I keep seeing post about guys being in there for almost an hour. Pees so fast too lol
I spend that long in there because I have bowel issues. As does 2 of my sisters and my mother. For real. Grow up.
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When anyone gets the answer lemme know
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They like to poo and scroll a bit of time out away from the morning madness
They are on their phone my husband is like 2 mins when I make him leave his phone out cause he’s bored in there without it
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No he’s on the toilet for a hour from pooping problems from when he was a kid:sob:
Hell I spend that much time. I finish my shit and then play games and look at houses cuz I have to move lol
Hiding from the kids and me
I swear my husband makes all of his phone calls on the toilet. Lol it’s like a tiny conference room. Either this or facebook videos. Lol
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Mine says that men don’t push like women do so it takes a while for gravity and nature to work he’s also hiding from the toddler and watching rubbish on his phone xx
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Hahaha
We don’t masterbate, on the toilet…
We go to the toilet for peace and quite…
If you girls want the bathroom back… Build a man cave…
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On their phones getting distracted
I have this on the wall in the bathroom.
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My husband sits on his phone and avoids taking care of the kids.
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Get him one of these and see if cuts his bathroom time in half
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Probably on his phone, scrolling through Facebook etc.
Bathroom time is minimal in my world
I aways go in to annoy him.
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My husband sits on TikTok.
Men won’t actively try to poop, they just wait till its falling out or sit till it does 
In my personal experience they’re talking to and liking other women’s social media account
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My ex did this, he just gets on his phone and loses track of time,ADHD lol
I don’t ask lol. I doubt theyre masturbating lol probably pooping
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Avoiding responsibilities
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g spot is in their butthole and they’re secretly having a great time
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Y’all got some shit relationships.
I have stomach issues and there’s only one bathroom. If he’s looking for peace and quiet in there it’s not happening.
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The post right above this one
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Most are taking a 
. Mime spends at least an hours trying then show so about 2 hours
My brother used to take my ‘take a break’ magazines into the bathroom
I can’t answer that or ask. My husband never takes that long. He’s always in and out. But, I really don’t care how long anyone is in there, unless I need to go potty.
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So my husband is always taking his phone in the bathroom with him but your asking the guys if they masturbate everyday in my opinion I really don’t think that’s any of your business so why you even asked I don’t know that’s honestly a personal matter for men So I don’t think there going to be opened with you on that unless its your man then he maybe comfortable with it but until then I wouldn’t expect any feed back on that
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Really no ones business what they are doing lol
Mind your business. He can’t be in the bathroom??
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My husband is usually watching obnoxious videos at an obnoxious volume on his phone. 
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My husband tells me he has to relax to poo. But he will be scrolling through fb or reading the news.
Let the man take a shit Lord all mighty
All I’m gunna say is, it’s a huge turn off. If you feel the need to use your hand instead of come get the real thing, don’t expect it from her when you want it. If she wasn’t your first thought to begin with, she’s not the one for you.
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People are so rude lol. These comments did not pass the vibe check ffs.
Mine does and I could not give a shit less😁
Mine watches YouTube or scrolls Facebook or even falls asleep lol
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My bf is usually in there for about 30 min and he’s pooping while listening to his podcast. He also watches funny fail videos on youtube. Lol
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It is the library I read when in thear.
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No, the bathroom is where the side pieces are and the men just want you to think they’re watching p0rn.
My husband is either watching tiktoks or YouTube videos about motorcycles
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I doubt his watching porn, he’s probably just scrolling on FB, avoiding chores or he might just need half an hour to take a shit even if I’m on my partner’s phone and he goes to the toilet sometimes he’ll still take awhile.
Also remember if you were to take your phone to the toilet you would probably get distracted aswell.
Let the men have some privacy
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Girl I have twin boys that aren’t to the masterbation level yet and they still take 30+ mins. I wouldn’t worry
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It is to avoid doing anything else that’s necessary
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Mine TikTok’s while pooping
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Mine is usually on Tiktok hahaha
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Who cares? Leave them alone
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My boyfriend does, and he’s usually looking at stupid memes or videos on the web. He comes out and shows me sometimes or sends them to me from the bathroom. My brother’s read. Legit.
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My partner just gets so into playing his phone games and doesn’t even realize he’s finished shitting
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It’s the longest my 4 year old sits still so I don’t ask questions and my partner does it with the door wide open…he’s watching car videos
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He is on the phone talking to other women
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It’s his time to just be with himself, his little escape away. Nothing wrong with that lol you can do it too
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Most likely planning world domination.
Checking their phones 
Mine doesn’t even spend 5
Min…
Playing phone games browsing the web lmao having a hot coffee
My husband spends most of his time on the toilet looking at memes I think they lose track of time honestly lol
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Pretty sure hes using the bathroom based on the sounds I hear, but I honestly dont care. I expect privacy if I’m in the bathroom and to be left alone so I do the same
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I hear mine watching YouTube lol or just dumb videos
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