Watching videos while they poop… lol.
Every man I’ve ever known has done this including my own dad, we used to call it his reading room lol. Before cell phones they would go in with the paper or have something in there waiting on them. This is normal and no they are not jacking off 🤦. This is their alone time so let them be.
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My husband is watching Tik tok’s and blowing my phone up sending them to me
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They are playing on the phone. Now when they are in the shower a long time, they are choking the chicken.
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My teen boys watch TicToc. I know because I hear them 
Monica Flores, you are so right.
So funny story, I had just finished cleaning my bathroom and I replaced the empty toilet paper roll with a brand new roll of toilet paper. It was a deep clean and it’s a small bathroom so I can attest to what was in the bathroom at the time. Immediately after I finish my SO comes into the bathroom and spends a little over 30 minutes. I’ve had enough and I caught the vibe that he was doing something that he wasn’t supposed to be doing so I demand that he leaves the bathroom. He flushes the toilet wash his hands it leaves. I go to the bathroom immediately after him pretending I needed to use the bathroom and I noticed that the brand new toilet paper roll that I had to put it in had not been used yet it was still factory sealed. I confronted my SO. He claimed he used a roll of toilet paper that he found behind the toilet and I know for a fact that was 100% not true. I told him it wasn’t possible and do you know the man would have rather me believe that he did not wipe his ass after taking a shit then tell me what he was actually doing in the bathroom. I’ll never forget it.
Mine don’t… He’s in and out.
Mine does like for like 15mins but I’ve checked, we are so comfortable with each other it’s normal. He is literally just pooping.
My partner on his phone most look up cars or YouTube . But I all ask are ok hun lol 
. He can’t be to long in toilet bec of the kids there all need to go after lol .
My man and son watches videos or plays their games. We all have bad stomachs (hubby has IBS, I have MS and diverticulitis, and my youngest son age 13 is being checked, but they definitely believe he has IBS or something else, on top of being lactose intolerant that we are just finding out)….They can both be in there for an hour, so I’m really glad we have 2 bathrooms…We are going to look into getting a house with a 3rd bathroom. Lol
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My ex husband was getting high in the bathroom
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Daily bowel movements take time. And it helps so they dont give themselves hemorrhoids or male it worse. Least that’s why mine takes his time.
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Let the man have a shit in peace Lmao:rofl:
I have 6 brothers and they all went through this stage. Can’t say for sure why but it’s totally normal to me considering 6/6 all did the same.
My husband says he’s afraid of getting hemorrhoids if he pushes poop out so he just waits for it to come out itself and he checks Facebook and watches tiktoks and smokes while he’s at it lol 🤷
Mine doesn’t even take his phone in the bathroom an is only in there for like 5 minutes. You know damn well why y’all’s husbands spend so much time in there…
I wish mine did , he so fast lol I need a break hahahah
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My man just watches tik toks for 45 minutes lmao
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Gotta finish my episode of Barbie Seriously though, I get distracted on social media, but I also have IBS. 
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I vote cause we don’t have poo hitting our gspot and they do.
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They’re watching YouTube and scrolling the internet 
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My ex was catching up on fb while 
, he’d be in there for nearly an hour.
Mine is on ticktoc sending me videos
These Comments are the best!!!
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My husband is in the bathroom for a long time a couple of times a day he reads while in there I think he gets caught up in his books
Really , seriously 
Ooh I thought my husband had some kind of toilet addiction. He takes his morning coffee on the toilet with his phone in his hands, playing some star treck game. Usually lasts 30min to 1 hour. Even on days when he has to work.
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Games
Youtube
Fb
Tiktok
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And it’s crazy they do this and they’re fine I do it and I get hemorrhoid
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Mine sits on his phone
My husband spends less than 5 minutes normally. He doesn’t usually take his phone. Often times he’s gotta poop while I’m getting ready for work, doing my makeup or tweezing. He even invites me to come hangout with him and talk if I’m not already in there
- You said “atleast 30 minutes.” Ma’am that’s normal. Mine is in there for an hour sometimes
- He leaves the door open so Ik exactly what he’s doing bc I can hear the TikTok’s he’s watching all the way in our bedroom
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I had a ex say that he was trying to avoid getting hemorrhoids. Lol well that last time I checked that’s the worst way to avoid that.
He was caught cheating a couple times.
Soooo…
My husband takes 2 minutes in the bathroom lol.
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Most guys are just scrolling Facebook
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Alone time, social media time, just existing time… pretty much it😅
I do it it’s a get-away from the kids and my man
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Scrolling Facebook and tik tok enjoying some time to ourselves lol
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Maybe he has to shit…lmao…like seriously why is this an issue…
I use it as my time to wind down. Get caught up on things that need to be taken care of from my phone and just take a minute to relax.
A year ago, my husband sprained his ankle after his “toilet ritual” because it was asleep and missed a step or someting…LMAO. I let him be, usually FB tells me what he is searching or he searched anyways coz it ends on my newsfeed (advertisement)- i have my FB app in his phone since he doesnt have social media, and I usually screenshot my FB newsfeed and text him- my spy told me what you’ve been doing😉
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I’m a mom I do it it’s my escape 
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Let the man have a wank. Jeez, I masturbate every day.
My 10, 12 and 15 Yr old do. 2 are girls. Sit playing on phone lol.
It’s the only place we can get some peace and quiet
Half hour of peace nd quiet reading a book.
I’m a man and I never really got this 30 minutes to an hour 9n the toilet. At least with me I know when a deuce is coming and I get it done in less than 5 minutes. My son who is 10 takes a half hour to 40 while he is on the phone. And growing up my dad spent like an hour on the toilet reading the newspaper. I’ve asked him why before and he told me “that it’s just the way it is.”
I never understood this! I just go to the car when I need my alone time. lol
Mine just enjoys peace and quiet watching videos on his phone.
I do it too 
it doesn’t have to be masturbation lol
Why would your husband, partner,not have a sex life?
30 mins on the thrown usually means we are in deep thought, pondering thoughts that come and go, to masterbate it takes less than 5 mins, so ladies please remove the stop watch, the deep thoughts could be or involve you lol
Aha im reading this while sitting on the toilet at work:rofl:
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Because men are so tight they even struggle letting go of their 
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Mine hides in the toilet and checks his block list of his exes
Ashley Parker are you playing with yourself?
Porn my friend, porn
Hoes to cheat with and porn facts
Mine watches tiktok for forever
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Mine watches videos on his phone like trucrime documents and certain YouTubers
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They on their dam phone. Just saying
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My husband does it to idk what he does but peace and quiet have not had that since I was 16 really want it thou I hear it’s nice
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It’s always the phone 
My dad would read in bathroom. I suspect he was just escaping my mother
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My husband said it’s because that’s his “me time” he said it’s the only time he can be 100% alone with silence.
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My ex said it was because he didn’t push, he just let it fall out.
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That’s where their g spot is so when they poop… You catching on yet?
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They go in and play on their phones. And for some, sex life or none they will still wack off multiple times a day. For fun
If your so curious just go take a look it’s probably just an internet cafe up in there. Or maybe he’s wacking a mole who knows who cares jeez let the man have his time. Sometimes it’s the only place you can get away without a mom/dad/babe I need you.
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Fuck all tae dae way you whit we dae pointless even asking
Getting away from us 
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My husband does too but he’s not masterbating he’s forsure pooping because he leaves door open. He’s scrolling on his ohone or playing games. Lol I tell him all the time he needs help who spends that much time pooping
A man’s g-spot is in his asshole so do what you want with that information
Me right in the toilet for over 30 minutes commenting on this post but I’m a lady 🤷
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You think it takes 30 mins for guys to whack it?
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Men arnt masturbating sex freaks lol why does everyone think like that oh there doing this they must be playing with their self’s lol maybe they just like having some time out or sit on there phone in piece without being accused of something ever thought of that
Nah just take half hour shits. Sometimes longer depending how good social media is for the day
Minding our business. Try it, it’s good for both sides🥴
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These questions always kill me. Yes the majority are just jerking off, watching random videos, or doing something they’re not supposed to be. However, ya’ll gotta stop acting like there aren’t digestive diseases out there. I can shit for a solid 3+ hours on a flare day- Crohns disease sucks!
Mine plays COD or chess.
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All I have to say is “shit or get off the pot”.
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Mine reads news paper and books
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Most guys just sit on the toilet watching tik toks or reading stuff on Reddit. Or like my husband will look up stuff for d&d they don’t have to be bothered while in there so they use it to their advantage to do what they want
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I don’t think men are all masturbating on the toilet . I mean maybe some are but most is literally pooping. They usually take forever to poop and dink around on their phones.
As the old saying goes, “Shit, or get off the pot!”
Constipation, common for guys. No idea why… or and I’ve asked my son… Sometimes he’s playing a game on his phone and he wants to finish the game before he gets up🤦🏻♀️
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My hubby reads the news
My bf spends like 45 mins pooping lol
Idk but they’ve obviously never had a hemmy before.
Mine does too so I figure I can. I don’t even have to go , I grab a coffee and my phone and sit on the floor. So I don’t question what he’s doing as long as if I get my hiding time
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Lol me too. Usually scrolling on facebook
This post proves even further that I should have been a guy… I get distracted my TikTok or a game while I’m going for a wee and then just stay there until I can be bothered to get up!
As for the masturbation thing… apparently I’m a unicorn however I’m not specifying a number per day
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Hiding from the kids/partners?
My ex husband would take a whole 2 hours to go to the bathroom pretty often turns out he was watching porn lol Idc anymore but at the time it did hurt my feelings a little but at the same time, I didn’t like having sex with him so, there’s that, he was way too pushy and didn’t take no for an answer. I ended up leaving him after 4 & a half years of marriage for many, many reasons, to say the least. Lol
My current boyfriend of about 2 years goes to the bathroom and takes like 3 minutes tops every time which was super weird to me at first but at least I know now it’s possible if they’re actually doing what they need to do and get out, I think he’s always done that bc he knows what my ex husband did but I’ve never asked 
what a sweet heart
Me personally I will be just going in for a tinkle and take a whole 30 minutes sometimes just because I’m scrolling through social media taking a break from baby boy lol
YouTube or hockey updates is it sad I know this?
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They’re getting some me time away from everything.
I know for my guy, he’s shitting the whole time, his house isn’t big, I can, unfortunately hear what’s going down while in the living room I tell him all the time… what’s going on in there isn’t normal
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My husband has a Terrible Facebook scrolling addiction! I only know this cause he has a tendency to leave the door open
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It’s their alone time
Sometimes I go to the washroom just to be alone with my own thoughts lol. It’s my solitude time