Leave it be…they might hear you as well unless your sex life not as good as their… Dont hate
Leave a note on the door lol
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O ya good thing you dont live next to us
Put headphones on the kids 
jk- awkwardly tell them about your kids lol
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Put on the wiggles top volume, that will kill a boner quick
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5 kids in an apartment 
Your in a apartment get over it. Sounds rude yes but that’s what you get living in a Apartment! Apartment with 5 kids if that, wonder how much noise is coming from your place 
Yes, I would. Regardless of that being their home that is your home as well and you shouldn’t have to listen to other people being excessive. There’s usually noise complaint or disturbing your neighbors for apartments. Contact landlord or office management if your unsure what to do.
Leave them a kindly-stated, anonymous note letting them know that their amour is easily audible to the neighbors, and you are alerting them in case they are unaware.
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I’d suggest to move tbh.
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Politely talk to them, with your child present. Ask them to explain why there was screaming. Because your child is deeply worried because there’s so much noise and screaming every day. Put them on the spot, but do so gently without confrontation. See if that makes a difference
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You’re going to hear stuff in apartments. Unless they’re breaking their lease you don’t get to interfere with their seemingly happy relationship. They aren’t going to stop fucking for you.
Sound off comp when the kids aren’t home nah jokes, just leave an anonymous note for them…they probably don’t realise they’re being loud 
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Tell the kids the neighbours are gaming or something 
Mind ya business. How would you feel if someone told you the same? I imagine you’d be embarrassed. Turn ur stereo up till it’s over
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buy them a muzzle and put in their mailbox with note (not everyone needs to hear you doing the deed.)
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Move‼️ problem solved…
I think leaving some sort of note would be appropriate.
Lampoon the snakes, for goodness sakes.
I mean, you chose to live in a complex…maybe you should consider trying to move into a single family dwelling.
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Leave them people alone😂 let them have fun
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Put some death metal on, that will kill the mood. 
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Play loud obnoxious music, like the barney song.
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Bang on the wall? Yell STFU? Copy what you heard the next time you see them? Lol. That’s what I would do. 
Since the walls are paper thin they are probably trying to drown out the 5 kids next door 
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I’d do it “fake” noises when they have company over try and not laughing over the noises though.
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I would just face a very loud Bluetooth speaker to the paper thin wall that you speak of and play a voice recording that says"FINISH HER!!!"
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I’m that loud neighbor when it comes to the bedroom and I would be pissed if someone tried to tell me to keep it down in my own home. It’s not your place. They pay to live there same as you and can do as they please in their own home. If it’s that much of an issue, move out.
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Ehh. Just say, “Mortal Kombat.” Lines. Or Record them and play it back. Or when they go at it play the song, “Lets get it on.” loud enough for them to hear. They’ll get the hint. But honestly if you have 5 kids then they probably have heard yall 2 going at it yalls selves. But if it is really bothering you then just say something. They may not be aware.
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Move it’s not really your place to speak on there sex life when it’s there apartment they pay for
They’re living their best life. Leave them be
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I’d talk to them, but if possible the female
Talk to the landlord or mgr.
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I promise this will work in you can hear them they can hear you. Cheer them on if they don’t lose the mood then they’re just sick. Keep doing this every time you hear them and they’ll start being quite or like others said play children’s music really loud so your kids don’t hear them
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Put a Nickelback album on repeat.
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Leave a note on their door. “Please keep it down while getting down. There are small children in the building.”
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Your husband is right.
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Use it as fuel/encouragement for you and your husband to go at it too…bit like pörn/white noise in the background while you’s do it too… so go give some Dino nuggies to your kids and put them in front of a movie and have some fun too 
Just be nice and tell them u have kids
Play give it to be baby by rick James. Every time they start if they don’t keep it down play kids songs toot toot chugga chugga big red car by the wiggles loud. If they still keep it up then call the landlord after recording them on your phone so you play it back to the land lord ad proof.
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You have no reason to speak to them. I may sound harsh. You don’t have to listen to me… But if someone spoke to me about that I’d just be doing it louder. What someone dose in their own house is their business. I’d just laugh if someone came up to me and asked me to stop being loud. 
Moan with them. Make it a sing along. Maybe they would get the message that they are being heard. Disturbing the peace is not a landlord issue, it is a municipal issue. Because there are kids hearing this, I would have to ask law enforcement to speak with them about being so loud. People get turned in for loud music and parties that is disturbing the peace, they would handle this too.
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Let her know you all are hearing every thing. You all don’t need to hear this stuff and the kids sure don’t … so speak to
Them.
Knock on their door n ask if you can join in
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Can’t beat em join em 
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Slip a note under the door it’s not right that your kids should be hearing it all the time lol
Write a letter to the landlord. They are disturbing your peace . Regardless of what they are doing , they need to do with within reason . Just like anyone with loud stereos and what not . Everything done has their noise limit .
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I would totally tell the apartment office, they can talk to your neighbors! Honestly you have nothing to lose really? Good luck 
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What if your family is just motivation for them to start one of their own?? 
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This definitely calls for a competition 
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Play Old McDonald really loud every time. 
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Play music or tv as loud as they are let them know you can hear them
Knock on the door and just say can you keep the volume down . My kids are wondering what you guys are up to in there lol. Just say it in a jokey way she or they will be embarrassed with out a doubt. And i bet there be a bit more considerate then. They clearly have a great passion together good for them. Either that or slip a friendly brief note through the door . Either way it will settle down .
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Put a note under Their door congratulating them on getting some but the whole apartment building doesn’t need to know.
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Get a recording of loud sex and play it when your kids aren’t home ! Ir you can give them applause through the wall while they are doing it!
If you live where I do- you’ll just be told they can’t do anything til after 11pm they’re probably passed out from exhaustion by then
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Do it back…!? 
haha nah idk thatd be pretty awkward cause I wouldn’t have the courage to say anything as it probably isn’t gonna go down well but it is pretty rude . Maybe just make an obvious statement about it by playing some loud music every time ? They might get the idea 
Also it is impossible to screw to Weird Al’s Albuquerque… Or any of the polkas.
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Put a note through the door explaining why and they should be okay about it
Leave a little note. Don’t be rude, don’t make a scene and embarrass them. Just write a little note that says “hi there, I’m your neighbour and I would appreciate it if you could please be mindful of the noise as I have 5 children and we can hear you very clearly through the thin walls, thank you”
Mind your business or move.
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I had a neighbor once come knock on my door and ask if I could move my bed to a different wall… lmfao
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Drop them.a note through the door, they are probably oblivious
Ignore the post I just deleted. It was meant for another post on my feed and I misclicked like a dumbass.
You live in an apartment block? Live with it or move. Without a doubt i bet your kids are loud and probably gets annoying to them too. Mind your business and get a hobby.
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Oh crap 
Are you my neighbours!?
Joking, I only get it like once a month so I have license to be noisy loool. The kids gotta learn where they come from eventually . At least it’s not you they are hearing
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Tel them to get married that shit will stop as soon they coming back from honeymoon
5 kids??
Oh the irony
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This is what my lease says about neighbors and noise. You absolutely have a right!
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I mean we had a neighbor come by when we were kids cause we were screaming too loud (in the house too not even outside) and then I had one dog that barked so loud we had a note or two left on our door if we would be able to at least keep him inside after a certain point (they asked for reasonable times due to having a new born baby) - maybe try that like leaving a note?
They either don’t realize how loud they really are… or they don’t care. Either way… I’m jealous because the partner is doing it right
Joking aside, let them know they can be heard. That’s you doing your part. What they do after is on them.
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Start cheering them on through the whole thing and yelling constructive criticism and pointers
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Move sorry I lived in apartment for years turn radio on ,
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I’m sure there is plenty of times they have to deal with the noise of your 5 kids too. So, if you’re ready to open that can of worms, go for it.
Side note: when they’re close to finishing, yell “finish her!” In a mortal kombat voice.
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“Not sure you know this, but people can hear you during your intimate times”. Your neighbor.
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Put your TV louder or put on the radio. You got 5 kids I’m sure you’ve had your fair share of fcking, so let them fck in peace…
they probably being loud during sex cause they tired of hearing your 5 kids playing and being loud all day, they probably getting you back by being loud during sex…goes both ways.
Your husband is correct! You don’t. Move to a house!
Go to the landlord and make a noise complaint
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Place a radio against the wall and blast that shit everytime they go at it. When they ask you about the noise, explain your avoiding them teaching your kids new vocabulary
That might be their way of saying your invited. Hahaha
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maybe there’s a lesson to be learned from that 
Leave a note for them or ask them In person to be a little quieter. If that doesn’t work go complain to the office. I would def ask them yourself first. Don’t go straight to the office.
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Turn the TV up or turn on the stereo but I wouldn’t say anything you will be enemy neighbors if you do
Start clapping and cheering . Then say she is louder when the other one comes over
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Clap as loud as you can when they finish shouting yaaaaay
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They are probably exhibitionists and want everybody to hear them.
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I told my neighbor that a little WD40 and duct tape is needed… hahahahahaha 
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Bang on the wall and ask if they need a ball gag?
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Teach your kids the birds n bees then play church music loudly! If church music doesn’t work…Tibetan monks chanting does
Play some “wesley willis” rock and roll mcdonalds full blast
If you have five kids in an apartment I can guarantee they hear y’all too. You can certainly go talk with them, but prepare to hear something in return.
My neighbor had the audacity to complain about my toddler niece who spent the night
I was like really & started mimicking his dirty talk
“Daddy doesn’t like a lil noises baby”
Yeah, I can hear you DADDY - every night
Get the kids out of the house and ride your husband like there’s no tomorrow.
Let people live there lives. This is what its like living in an apartment building
turn some music/tv on or do something. I doubt the 5 kiddos you got are quiet… you can’t really contact anyone because their having sex in there own home…