He’s watching porn in there on the toilet
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Sounds like he wants some alone time
Get you a spy camera and you will know what he’s doing!
Pop in catch him I know you suspect what he is doing for real
Well at least you know where he is.
He’s either doing something with himself using porn or he’s got someone online And they’re doing computer sex. Sorry to be so blunt but that’s usually the case sorry girl
He is cheating. Spoken from experience.
Does he not have a job? Weird!!
Dnt think his pooping with @ computer …have you check his computer …
Hide a secret camera in there
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Watching porn or contacting other women is my guess
My guess would be he is watching porn or in a chat room
He’s taking a shower and I bet his laptop is with him. 
He’s checking online porn or emailing his honey😁
Just log into the router and see where he’s going…
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He’s asleep. Trust me. I have one too.
It’s best you don’t know what he is doing in there
I hope you have more than one bathroom.
Definitely not normal
Must be cooking something
He’s watching porn or chatting with someone. 
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Check history on phone and text messages.
Hes obviously lying, and if not he should see a doctor asap.
Maybe his doing something
Check the browser 0history it will tell you where he was
I was waiting for the punch line🤷🏼♀️
Tell him to take a stool softener 
I think it’s his man cave
Shady shady shady business. He is probably addicted to porn or chatting with his sidechick.
Camera will tell the truth. End to the mystery.
Maybe he’s doing it to aggravate you for being so dam nosey!!!
Maybe. In net surfing. Talking to people.
He’s doing OTHER things in there
He’s probably on his computer visiting porn sites.
He probably feels smothered.
Put a hidden camera. You’ll know then
Where jack meets jill
probably looking porn or cheating you
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I vote for jerking off to someone of the computer
3 hours??? Sweetheart hes cheating or watching porn.
strange might be a porn addict
Probably looking at porn
Sounds like he’s watching porn
Put a bunch of Metamucil in his food lol
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I hope you have 2 toliets…
Seems he may be watchig porn
Something isn’t right.
He’s video chatting with his lover be male or female
My husband takes his time as well and I think it’s because the only time he’s left alone is when he’s in the rest room. If it’s causing you to be late or something then I understand having a talk or of you are truly concerned about his health bring it up but if it’s because he’s escaping for a few hours and you need his help then when he comes out u go in. Take a bubble bath, drink a bottle of wine, paint your toe nails and fingernails. Being ur computer and check ur email. Take an hour or two while he’s with the kids so u can unwind yourself and if he doesn’t have a problem with it you guys can just take shifts hiding in the bathroom. Now if you are fighting because you are accusing him of watching porn while not taking care of your needs that could be an issue for the fact that his isn’t having sex with you and meeting his needs alone and that can be hurtful. If you are fighting because you are accusing him of watching porn but your needs are met, your sex drive isn’t going, or you are declining him and are mad because you think he is watching porn then that’s a you problem and I don’t think other than the amount of time he’s spending that you don’t really have a reason to be upset. If he’s working while using the restroom and you disconnect his computer… Well that’s immature and irresponsible. Not only could u be ruining his work but you are putting him in jeopardy if he is dealing with time restraints. I hope you guys can work this out in a healthy matter but asking the internet for help while being vague isn’t going to help anyone. What is the exact question. What is the thing that’s making you mad? Or are you asking aita then to give an honest response I need this stated differently.
Most likely watching porn. Even my SO said he shouldn’t be taking 3 hours to “poop” and he’s definitely watching porn
He is looking at porn
Sounds to me like hes on porn sites. Who wants a computer in the bathroom yuck
Turn off your WIFI and see how fast he comes out of the bathroom!! Its most likely porn, my ex did that and that is why he is an ex. Check his browser history or the cookies it should be an eye opener, it was for me!
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You sound very insecure and controlling. Guessing out of anger or jealousy you’ve shut down the internet before based on your comments. Either he needs a break, he needs personal time to satisfy himself or he has some concerning medical issues and uses the computer to pass the time while he’s passing his stool. Either way you should be able to talk to your husband about your concerns. But if your just going to him because your angry about his bathroom time you need to self evaluate your feeling first.
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He’s doing other things…tell him you made an appointment with the dr to see if all was good with his colon,bowels and such…see if that changes his time…he seems like he’s avoiding you ,the kids ,chores or all of it…
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He’s probably watching porn, but it could be something worst like having an ongoing affair. But talk to him and tell him that if he wants to watch porn he can do it somewhere else in peace instead of the bathroom. But who needs 3 hrs to watch porn? That’s a bit much
Holy cow, he’s probably watching some porn and masturbating.
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Are you two having problems with sexual intercourse? Because to me, 3 hours is a very long time. I’m praying that he’s not in there watching porn😣 maybe go to marriage counseling?
But, he could also just be getting away to watch a movie😂 idk.
Either way sitting on a toilet that long he’ll end up needing hemorrhoid surgery.
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He’s doing something shady on his computer that he doesn’t want you to know about
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I asked my husband. He said instantly “he is in there playing with himself and its either porn or with someone on video messing around.” Sooooooooo yah your man needs help…is either addicted to porn or cheating.
Open the door and barge in. See what hes doing.
He cheating probably filming himself jacking off to his next partner
Or he us hacking off to porn
Either way he shouldn’t be doing this and be a arsehole to u at same time
Put a cop cam in the bath room catch him in the act and can use it against him when divorce starts
He must have subscribed to pornhub premium!
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Who watch porn for 3 hours? Hahaha
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Sounds like he’s full of 
. Sorry couldn’t help myself 
check the browser history
He is masterbating and probably doing drugs
Hmm someone likes porn
Hes got more than shit going on in there for 3 hrs… I wouldn’t trust him as far as I can throw him.especially if he gets mad if u unplug him…
Tell him to shit or get off the pot!
So girls do the same shit they must be up to something in there too
I think you know…
Veronica Jachimowicz
I wouldn’t put up with this shit.
Dawson Stroud same
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Sounds like he needs to get a job lol
Maybe he likes the smell of his own shit
Porn or online gambling
BJ Mendoza hmmmmmmmmmmp tubaga hahahahahahah
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He’s going to get hemmroids.
Really! Lol maybe he has ibs. And needs to shit !
Yes yes yes and I have only one bathroom😳
Mark Refstrup Jakobsen
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This sounds pretty stupid
definitely masturbating
If he claims to just be pooping, he needs to see a doctor ASAP!
- Is he really hairy?
- Is he a narcissist?
- Does he play mobile games?
- Do you ever hear him on the phone talking to someone?
My best bet is #3. Time can fly when you are playing games.
I’d be checking the computer history to see what sites he’s looking at !
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It doesn’t take 3 hours to poop! Period. There’s no medical issue that causes someone to poop 3 hours. He’s lying. Doing something else… you’ll have to figure out what it is.
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Make him a doctors appt put him through a colonoscopy.
Worst case, he’s watching porn and you got revenge. Easy case, he has IBS
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Hmm… I wonder does he come out right before the kids go for their nap? 
How is this a real question??
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I hop you have two bathrooms
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Set him up with a colonoscopy… the prep will get everything hes ever eaten out…no more poop for a day or two. And while hes sedated, start asking questions…
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Lmfao 3 hours… damn my husband will spend close to 30mins-45mins every time has since we first got together, but like he’ll be on his phone too and all that. But he does this about 4-5 times a day and I’m like dude I can barely shit 1 a day on a good day with my tummy… wtf is your issue lol… but 3 hours with computer and headphones hell no that’s ridiculous … I suggest turn the wifi off and if he gets mad oh well but see if he how mad he gets and what comes out of his mouth. Alot of men when they mad let out what they really doing… could be gaming or something else but I’d wanna know
Come on… You know it doesn’t take 3 hours to poop.
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Mine does the same thing
He hasn’t made it three hours yet I think the longest it’s been was an hour and half. .
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Cheating or drugs. I highly doubt porn
Online talking to someone or getting high can take hours…porn is doubtful to be longer than a half an hour lol
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This is a joke right? Your man ain’t pooping for three hours girl
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Um, no. Even with a shower and shaving, my husband is in and out of the bathroom within 30 mins
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