Does anyone elses husband take 3 hours in the bathroom?

Mine…omg he makes me crazy. All just to read.

Lol I used to do this myself. In a house full of people I would bring a book and read for hours to get away and have my own space, I claimed I was “pooping” it’s probably just his form of me time.

Porn n trust it’s an addiction…

How does he even walk after sitting on the toilet for that long?? His feet would have to be asleep. He’s probably in there camped out on the floor doing who knows what. I would have to do a little more digging to see what’s really up.

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I know alot of men that do drugs spend hours in the bathroom. Get a spy cam … problem solved :woman_shrugging:

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Ask him to show you the toilet rings on his butt next time.
Other options are nanny cam or removing the door :sweat_smile:

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I call BS …its porn :rofl:

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It dont take no 3 hours to shit. This is very odd. This would not work for me. Id say tell me what’s really goong on or tour single. Then pack your bags on the spot. Fuck that noise. What dont wanna help with kids. Looking for alone time. Thats not fair.

Mine does lol for at least an hour or two. I always text him asking if he’s still alive. Then when he’s done it’s shower time. That’s why when we look for a house to rent/buy I also look for one where I can shut the bathroom door he can do his thing and sinks are separate so I can still get ready or do what I need to do without having to wait on him in the mornings.

Mine sometimes spends an hour pooping :unamused: we never close doors around here so I can see him lol he’s usually playing games or watching tiktok videos. He claims he can’t use his phone much at work so his pooping time is also his relax/catch up on social media time :joy: it’s so frustrating

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What the hell? Does he have a job?

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It really shouldn’t even take 3 hours to masturbate if he is watching porn.
I’d check the history.
He honestly probably just reads stuff online or plays games. 3 hours is way too long to watch porn or have a convo with someone every day. My husband will sit on his phone all day if he can reading online or playing a game.

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He’s just stuck in a Tik Tok rabbit hole. Lol

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Lol, I bet he’s just trying to get time to himself. I hide in the bathroom and play on my phone once in a blue moon to relax because it is the only place no one needs mom. If anyone interfered it would probably make me want to hide longer too. You have trust and allow your partner space or you have no relationship. The harder we cling and press the further we push people away.

3 hours of porn a day? No :rofl:. People always jump right porn is addicting he can’t stop, :joy: please.

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Put a camera in the bathroom

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Walk in and ask to see his computer :woman_shrugging:t4: tell him, him taking to long is becoming an issue…pretty sure it’s porn

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3 obvious possibilities…

  1. Playing games
  2. Porn
  3. Talking to women
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Sounds like drugs to me.

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So not normal. My husband plays on his phone but maybe a half hour never more and if I feel like dying at that moment I can enter whenever I want to .

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So, I had a friend/coworker who’s bf of the time did the same thing. She obviously started to get worried and suggested he see a Dr since he was saying that he was “having trouble going.” They went to tons of Dr’s and had tons of tests done and no one could figure it out. At the end of everything, he was actually doing heavy drugs and he played along the whole time pretending like it was a gastrointestinal issue.

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Remove the toilet paper from the bathroom and see if he notices. That will answer the question as to wether or not he’s actually pooping. :poop: :joy:

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Having a wank with live porn lol

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Yikes! This is not normal nor should it be tolerated. Something is up.

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He is doing 1 of 4 things: looking at porn and masterbating, talking to other women, watching videos/playing games/fucking around on his phone or the internet, or doing drugs. Period, end of story. It doesn’t take 3 hours to go to the bathroom, come on. And the fact that he actually uses that as an excuse, leads me to believe he is doing something he shouldn’t be doing. If I were you, I’d tell him you are not stupid and you’d like to know what the hell he is really doing and unless he wants you to go into detective mode, he should just be straight up with you.

Bathroom locks are usually super simple to pick. Get the smallest flat head screwdriver you can find, put it in the little hole on the doorknob and twist. Break in snatch the laptop and run like hell. If he’s pooping he might not come after you, if he’s watching porn you’ll obviously him with his hand on his junk, if he’s doing drugs you’ll see his items and if he’s talking to a chick online you’ll have the proof in your hands. But you have to run like hell and lock a door behind you.
Only do this if you’re ok with him being mad though.

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This was happening to me, just an hour and a half tho. I spoke up and he stopped bringing his phone to the washroom, and he still poops forever lol. Some men just have very very tough times! Ask him to leave his laptop behind to show you he ain’t doing anything you would deem inappropriate in there.

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I would put a nanny cam because he is definitely up to something

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Mine has Crohn’s and he doesn’t even stay in there that long. Not even close. You have every right to know what’s going on.

He may just be getting away from everything and everyone. My husband take his phone with him and then come out . Like a few mins he plays his games.

That’s not normal at all

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My ex husband did this. He was using meth. He go in there. Hed shoot up and wait until the inital high wore off. His sister was the one who told me

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You should check the history on his computer. You’ll be able to get an idea of the websites he’s spending all that time with.

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Just found my fiancé doing the same thing and he was cheating on me. I’m 35 weeks pregnant and he’s been doing it for over a month. He just destroyed his phone so it wouldn’t happen again but I’m still hella hurt.

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In my previous experiences, it was drugs, heroin to be exact. Good luck and much love to you❤

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: I would bust thru that bathroom door. Not the best advice.

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My ex husband used to do that…

Id be taking that door down. :person_shrugging: No way in hell it takes someone to shit for 3 hours. He’s spanking the monkey. :joy:

My husband takes his phone and plays casino games on it. We only have one bathroom.

My partner will bring his phone and watch youtube videos. Honestly, we have kids, so it’s his little break. But he never spends 3 hours. Sometimes, he’ll sit in the shower and watch youtube as well. Communication is key. Cant always assume someone is cheating.

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I’d be searching the laptop for answers, who brings a computer into a toilet?!?:woman_shrugging:t3:

He is upto some dodgy shit

Porn or drugs that’s what my guess would be… no normal person spends 3 hours in the bathroom doing anything normal!! He is most def NOT pooping & if he has issues like that he needs to see a GI dr…

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bathroom seems like an hr and plus games and porn with him and colors pictures

Yea he’s watching porn in there. :laughing:

Take the door off girl!! Its as simple as removing a few screws. Lol. If he is getting upset about you asking then he is definitely doing SOMETHING he shouldn’t be.

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Mine usually sits on his phone for anywhere between 30 minutes to 1 hour. It drives me nuts and due to our past I always wonder if hes talking to someone else or watching porn because I mean who takes that long? It never used to be like this. Now we have 2 kids and one on the way so I wonder if it’s his way of getting away from all or us idk

Can we please have an update if she ever finds out why he is in the bathroom that long lol :joy: I’m curious now like my legs an ass would be numb if I sit on the toilet that long :rofl:

3 hrs ehhhh… my brother would be in there for like an hr… but you can smell why lmbo!!! Sometimes you get lost in scrolling.

I’m thinking porn :woman_shrugging:t3:

Yeah just remove all the door handles, and start taking a shower while he’s on the toilet. I bet he will poop alot faster.

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Hide a camera in there! 🕵🏻‍♀️

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Mine only ever takes his phone to play games. And I know that’s what hes doing bc I can here it. And hes only in there 15-30mins. Has never been in there longer. He leaves the door open alot of the time. It’s just something we have ways done when we use the bathroom. So I know hes not doing anything he shouldnt. Not sure what to say about your hubby other than hes deffinitely doing something he shouldnt and I’d investigate more on that. Goodluck.

Alright, so I have severe crohn’s disease. In the beginning of it, damn straight I was stuck in the bathroom for 3+ hours EVERYDAY, MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY! There was a time when I would PASS OUT in there from being exhausted from shitting my brains out. Of course, he could be doing something else but to jump to the worst case scenario like cheating or drugs is ridiculous. Talk to the dude! Express what you feel and honestly if he is genuinely struggling encourage him to see a doctor!! I’m doing much better now but I definitely still have days when I’m stuck in there again for up to 3 hrs. IT HAPPENS YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!:woman_facepalming::woman_facepalming:

Sounds like he’s doing a little more than pooping in there :wink:

Porn. If he has headphones and laptop it’s porn lol

Porn or using that time to talk to someone he shouldn’t be.

My husband has medical issues as far as pooping. It has taken him up to 3 hours. It drives me nuts. However the door is unlocked and I walk in and out if I need anything.

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Boy some of yall are so quick to assume the worst. Maybe he needs piece and quite. I hide in my closet with chips and dip for an hour and read a book. Lol dads/husbands are allowed alone time to

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He is doing something he don’t want you to know about.

Lol never 3 hours, but mine has definitely been popping for over an hour on occasion. I think he just gets distracted browsing on his phone, usually Facebook :woman_shrugging: it’s pretty much the only alone time he gets, either me or the kids are always up his ass otherwise :joy::joy::joy:

I think you know the answer to this

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Just ask and talk to him. Now you have the idea hes doing something he shouldn’t, which is most likely right, but talk to him about it and if he doesnt wanna talk then move on?

Question, are you able to take three hours to yourself DAILY?

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I bet he has a big red ring on his bottom.hahaha

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I am not wanting to defend anyone. But here I go if you have a bowel problem . That can happen .

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Install Spyware on laptop

My ex use to do it. He was watching porn. :joy:

U have a problem he is lying

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Put a micro camera in br, why would he take his computer and headphones to br.

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Mine does the same thing. Just not that long. Typically an hour. He always takes his phone too. I think it’s just his way of getting some quiet time, we have a 2 and 4 year old. It is super annoying but if I had the opportunity I would take it too. Lol

I think I’m just crazy cause I would not let my man bring his phone let alone a laptop into the bathroom and I definitely would not let him sit in there for hours…idk me and my husband have a very close relationship tho like he will use the bathroom as I do my hair and makeup or he will just sit on the sink and talk about his day while I shower and what not…that seems like a man trying to hide something or a man who doesn’t want to be involved

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Okay he’s watching porn let’s be real. No one takes that long to poop. :joy::joy:

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Have you went through his history on his laptop? To see what he’s doing while pooing so long. Makes no sense. I give my man 30-45 mins. Then I will disconnect the internet. :rofl: We don’t have cell service so it works Everytime.

Hahaha. Does he play online games? Sometimes I bring my phone in with me and will take longer than 5 minutes (when my bf is home and I don’t have an audience).

I dont care how much he complains, I would shut off the internet after 45 mins to an hour. And you need to check his browsing history or install a spy app on the computer to see what’s up. I would.say he is cheating or is addicted to porn or gaming or something. He is 100 percent hiding something

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Mine might be in there for 45 min but he gets sucked into marketplace on his phone :joy:

Yeah that sounds fishy

3 hours? Come on now. You know hes up to something without having to ask. Find out what.

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My guess is he is whatchi ng pirn my bf can take up to an hour in the bathroom he sits on his phone but he doesn’t sit that long and we know someone with IBS and they don’t even take that long… he’s using it as an excuse to whatch open I bet or to play an online game or something lol

3 hours :flushed::flushed::flushed: I would wait for him to come out and then go in there for the next 3 hours and see how he likes it. And do it EVERYDAY if that’s what hes doing… That is excessive and ridiculous.

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He isnt pooping and if you actually think he is then you have issues. Lol.
He is more than likely getting away from you or the kids for a bit and that is his only way for privacy. He could be gaming, watching porn, watching a movie in peace. :joy:

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Nah hes ringing the dong in there

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Sorry but dat is dodgy he clearly lyin bout wat he.s at

So? Maybe he wants some quiet time alone for a little while. Leave the poor guy alone.

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I walk in and take my husbands phone lol. He’s out in 2 mins!

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Yea he takes that long .He Definitely needs a Dr. Or He needs to just come clean on what’s going on …

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3 hours is extreme, but in my experience a lot of men take their time pooping, while on their phones or reading a book or something. I think it just means he needs some time to himself, everyone needs time away from the fam to decompress. That being said, if he’s setting up camp in the bathroom he needs to eat more fiber.

Does he flush often? Cos I’m just thinking if he has a tummy problem is he siting that long in that smell lol. No one becomes that defensive if they not hiding something.

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He’s either watching porn or talking to another woman. Leave him.

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Is the door locked? Has he lied in the past? Are you still under quarantine? If the doors unlocked walk in problem solved. It could just be an escape. If your together all the time. If he’s never cheated or done anything then why worried now.

I lived the last year of my life with a man who did this. Tuuuurns out he was doing drugs all night :upside_down_face:

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Uh. No. My partner has a legit medical condition and he still doesn’t take anywhere near that long.

my childs father started taking hours in the bathroom and I found out he was cheating shortly after. Guess he would go In there for his little sessions with them :roll_eyes: he might not be cheating but he sure isint pooping. And anyone who is selfish enough too “hide” from responsibility that long isint anyone you want too depend on.

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Diffiently not pooping but I mean depending on y’all’s relationship if he’s just watching porn I leave it alone :person_shrugging: as long as he comes clean and showed you that’s what he’s really doing :joy: but I be damnd if he gonna video chat some slut on the crapper and still have a phone or laptop :joy:

Nobody poops for 3 hours a day. He’s doing something else in there.

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Glad I’m not the only one that sees the issue with my husband…lol headphones, tablet and an hour in the bathroom!

He’s watching porn. Guarantee you

If it isnt a medical problem, which has yet to be ruled out… and it was ME, and i wasn’t getting a believable answer…i would install some kind of camera device to see what hes doing. And if he is on the phone for that long Daily, go thru his damn phone. If hes not pooping hes using the phone to do something hes not supposed to do. Thats what i think!

Either he got the shits or he’s in the shit? Gambling habit?

Does he wear glasses

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