Nope. He can stink all by himself. #bye
Tell him to get it together! 
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Just say no shower, no loving lol. Maybe that will encourage him. Goodluck.
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Get into the shower with him dear
Lol it’s the shampoo
RUN… He Must Have a Fungus!!!
Run from him as fast as you can!!!
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How to have sex in such conditions. Impossible for me…
Get rid of this dude!! If he is grown and Dont shower he’s an animal
Invite him into the shower with you.
Tell him that he smells ripe.
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Ewwww your kitty gonna get sick sis spray his ass outside with a hose 
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"Run, run run as fast as you can… "
Girl, dump him. That’s just nasty and you shouldnt have to remind a grown ass man to properly take care of his hygiene like you’re his damn mother. Faking a shower? There’s something seriously wrong with that picture.
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You see a future with a man who doesn’t take care of himself?!
Just tell him what it is, if he doesn’t make an effort to change then idk what to say. Hygiene is super important.
Suggest sex in the shower wash his body and Weiner
Be honest, communication is they way to go
I know what you mean…you either accept him as he is or move on if you can’t…or shower with him…
Run, do not walk away.
time to show him the door … tell him the reason … you smell man and your bathing is subject at best … wash you butt off Man …
Rank… 
What a dirty potato…
Make a bread trail from the front door to the shower. Maybe use M&Ms ? 
like in ET.
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If it bothers you say something!! If he gets upset say goodbye.!!! 
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What de ass is this bathe yh say inno…
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I personally couldn’t be with someone who doesn’t like water. That’s is definitely a turn off. I paid attention to everything. If he’s not keeping his body hygiene clean is he brushing his teeth. I don’t do nasty or raggedy.
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If you got to tell him to wash his ass go find a clean one
Turn and run. If 6 months in he can’t deal with minor issues then how will he cope with bigger ones that will come up. You need a man, not a child. Do It for yourself…and do it for him.
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You need to give him an ultimatum shower (or if you have to get help to do it) or dump him.
damn this really is the case of a man with an unwashed ass
He putting his crusty musty ding dong near your hoo-ha…shudder 
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there’s no way in hell lmao
Just tell him straight out , but nicely
Jump in the shower with him 
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Hell to the f no girl that crusty d for 6 months 
Take a shower with him,
If he isn’t clean on the parts you can see he isn’t clean on the parts underneath! He’s old enough to know better! Run!
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This Is a Joke, RIGHT!?
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I am struck surprised saddened by all the cruelty I read here… You have grown to love this man and been with him for 6 months and may continue to love him for a lifetime…if he holds down two jobs he is obviously functioning socially in terms of his personal hygiene… Also you can bathe with him and make that something you do together who knows what happened to him in a shower in his lifetime or who said what to him… Or maybe he’s just a sovereign being and lives life the way he wants to… Hard working man holding down two jobs I wouldn’t kick him to the curb… but you can’t love a cat and wish they were a dog… Love and acceptance heals all and he is who he is…couples shower together you’ll find a way! It seems you already have for 6 months now proving that this isn’t a deal-breaker for you personally or you wouldn’t have become involved with him in the first place…
Drag that mani to the shower and bathd him.
Tell us you’re dating a wook without telling us you’re dating a wook. Oh lordy
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Bartenders work in close proximity to eachother , and to guests. I don’t get how his coworkers/managers haven’t told him shit needs to change. I remember once at a restaurant I worked at a manager showed up with deodorant and pulled a server in the back and was like “if you don’t use this every day you won’t have a job anymore”. Problem solved.
Time for a new boyfriend.
Have a shower with him and show him how it’s done. Something got missed when he was being taught basic hygiene.
Then burn his clothes and the skanky bath cloth and pour out the bodywash…then go shopping for some new stuff.
If that doesn’t work…bye bye birdy
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I can take flaws , quirks & what not ! But being stank nasty all the time df if gets oral sex ! If I ain’t taking care of the pits - he ain’t taking care of the ball region ! Gotta keep them fresh & clean 
like a woman does with her Boobies 
Dove should sponsor this
How can you even sleep with someone who dose not wash
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He’s lazy to lazy to wash is really lazy.
He’s not gonna take a hint…
Pass a personal choice xxxx
Tell him he’s never touching you again or visa versa until he showers.
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And why are you dating him??? Yuck. He doesn’t respect you or himself.
His habits will probably get worse over time and will cause more and more problems in your relationship. There are also diseases related to poor hygiene which you must avoid. Please get out before you attach yourself any deeper. Find a trusted relative or friend to support you through this. If there is no one, please see a therapist to help you let go.
Have you been
Intimate with him?
Sounds like a dream boat to me LOL.
Just gross.
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Who fakes a shower!! Why is showering an issue?? Lol
Then why are you complaining? I would’ve left him long ago, not thinking about a musty smelling future with him. Ugh!
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I think you should talk to him. Sometimes men are botherless until they have someone to tell them what to do. Just talk to him.
What the fuck? Lol showers are so refreshing
Dump him and find a boyfriend that showers. I would shower like once every three days till I got with someone. It’s not that hard to care for your hygiene when other people are involved in your life.
Straight forward tell him he smells not beating around the bush. Honesty is King
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The washcloth is prob to wipe his armpits.
Sex must be really good, he’s probably giving you the best puck and that’s the only reason why you’re keeping him.
When you demand, expect, and try to change the man of his hygiene, eventually he’ll dump you.
Hygiene insults are the ones that hurt the most. Imagine the chaos if this guy gets mentioned here.
Tell him to shower once a day if not u take a day away of spending time together
In need of taint and funk remover
What attracted you to him in the first place ?
Nothing to fix , get out of this disgusting situation . 
Has he mental problems?
Hes too far gone, move on
You do know that what you get when you first start dating is the best right? Girl… It’s all down hill from there. Please tell me you’re not being intimate🤢
Eww just eww. My first husband was like that…that’s why I said my first
Not a man. No future. Not worth investing in. Move on and get higher standards.
Invite him into the shower with you?
Just tell him you aren’t going over to his place till he showers
Or shove him in a lake 
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Why are you still with him???
Do you still tap that ?
My man doesn’t get nothing bedroom wise if he doesn’t shower first, try that out.
He’s covered in bacteria…ew
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Geh mit ihm schwimmen und Pack ihm frische Sachen ein…
Dann rede mal mit ihm ,Sachen erledigt
1.Suggest you go swimming together…he can’t fake that.
2. Take a shower/bath with him and scrub the dirty boy!
3. Raise your standards and give him an ultimatum, clean up or clear off!
You just gotta tell that fool straight up. If you want felatio wash ur balls and
So you love a wook. Its okay.
OMG I know that room has to smell funky after sex. But seriously he might be depressed or dealing with something I know I been there
As soon n e men get old they also get lazy about their hygiene
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Tell him you don’t like the taste of his dick anymore lol.
Imagine raising your standards to a guy who showers
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Walk away it doesn’t get better
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Wtf and im single atm i need too stop washing
Who makes this stuff up? Lmao
Comment section shows why women be single.
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Okay, if this is real, get in the shower and invite him in. Wash him from top to bottom. Ask him to do the same for you. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Whatever, the dude is working 3 jobs, coxe him into the shower with a blow job and wash him down.
Just tell him he stinks. Men need to be told straight up!
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Sorry but he needs to be told the truth, that he stinks, surly he can smell himself, feel for you, you must luv him, as I would be dry reaching all the time:nauseated_face:
How are you doing anything sexual with him? Stinky 
are gross lol among other stinky things…
It’s weird that he’s acting like he’s showering but not. Kinda a red flag to me. Somethings up with that. Also he’s grown please don’t settle with someone who doesn’t take care of himself. There’s something wrong there
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Gross call him out on it tell him u seen him acting like a child being defiant basically who turns the tap on and pretend they are in the shower ?? . And don’t touch me until your hygiene picks up and u shower daily dude wash your clothes u Grot . Honestly if he’s lazy looking after himself he will be lazy in life
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Dump his ass now , because they don’t get better they get worse
Put a box of pizza in the yard. Wait for him to find it. Spray him with the hose (or a pressure washer if you have one).
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Yuck! I would honestly be telling him the truth, that he stinks and needs to take better care of his hygiene. If you can smell it then I guarantee other people around can smell it too.