Nap time or bed time lol
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Is this question real or a joke I would never leave my child just to go 4 a shag
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Ummm wait tell heās in bed??? You donāt want to leave him alone but youāll leave him alone to have sex??? How does that make sense?
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Smfh!!! A 2 year goes to sleep around 7 or 8 and he naps in between the day unless you getting it on all day and night. I canāt believe Iām even reading this BS!
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Wait till nap time or bedtime?
Welcome to parenthoodā¦ do out when heās sleeping?
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When you go to bed? Like a normal couple?
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You serious? Try after he goes to bed.
How about you wait until he goes to sleep or takes a damn napā:woman_facepalming:
. How do you really think its ok to leave him alone for you to have sex?? Your kids come first. Wait until he goes to bed. Do you understand that he could get really hurt if you leave him unattended??? This is such a stupid question 
I hope you dont have anymore kids because you dont need them.
Sorry to say but sometime you have to do it around his sleep schedule! I have 3 under 4 and my hubby and I do what we can to keep them occupied and unfortunately the older 2 donāt nap anymore so itās night, morning, or when we can get them distracted enough to leave us alone
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Reallyā¦. Wait for your child to go to sleep. Then yāall can have your time 
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Shouldnāt have had a baby if you wanted āaloneā time. Wait until he goes to bed
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This has to be a joke
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Wait until your kid goes to bed Iāve gone over 2 years with no hanky panky and Iād still wait till bed time lol
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Are you for real?
I think youāre joking
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Yikes alot of you must he perfect parents way up there on your high horses. Heaven forbid people arenāt helicopter parents, i wonder how you guys sleepā¦ must be in the same room with one eye open so you can always watch themš
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Heās 2 and youāre leaving him alone to go fuhck?? SERIOUSLY?
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Have sex at night lmao
You donāt like to be interrupted? I guess you probably shouldnāt of had kids.
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Get a babysitter once a week for a couple of hours. Get take out and get it on š¤·
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Im sorry but this post is brilliant. Have you perfect ladies never wanted a moment with your other half without a child attached??? There is nothing wrong with what she is asking and itās important to still find time to work on your relationship
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Mom life. 
sounds like yāall need a date night with a babysitter once a week or get it on at night while your kids in bed. Not smart to leave your kid unattended while you get laid. IMO.
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Ummmm do it at nightā¦ like any other parent or during nap timeā¦ 
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Iām glad Iām not the only one mad about this. Like take care of your kid first than fuck! Heās 2 he wants love and need attention and will of course get scared when you leave him alone and disappear
Wait til the semen demon is napping
When the child gets into something and possibly loses his life due to be unattended you can have all the alone time you want. Apparently screwing is more important than his safety
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Um when he sleeps? Heās 2 haha u canāt just go have sex lol
put him to bed wait till hes asleep
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Waitā¦ Like most parents would do. This post creeps me out!!
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Sex makes kids and kids make no sex.
This too will pass lol
Well, these comments are not what I expected lol.
Op established a schedule so that your toddler can get use to a sleeping pattern. Use white noise to help the baby sleep. It can help them stay asleep longer. Maybe a nice lavender bath before bed will help. Keep him/her busy during the day. Trips to the park, playing, so on.
It can take a little while but once itās set. You can have more time with your partner. Which is very important! These āyou shouldnāt have had a kid or alone time is goneā comments are BS. Being a parents and having a healthy sexual relationship with your partner are manageable. It doesnāt make you less of a parent or an irresponsible one. Good Lord!
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Does he never sleep?
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Bed time?? Thatās really all you can doā¦or find a sitter. Your child should absolutely come first.
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You need to get away from him. Let a sitter watch him or get him some kids to play with
Yall are having sex when your kid goes to sleep?? 
by the time mine goes to sleep Iām falling asleep too. So normally we have to schedule a night over at grandmaās or stay up super late and pay the tired consequences the next day. Always worth it but dang this momma is tired
Some of yāall just offer boring missionary, and teeth scraping bjās because this comment section is NOT it.
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Um wait for your kid to be sleeping? I donāt leave my 2 year old in the livingroom un attended to get laid ?
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Umā¦. Wait till the kid is asleep???
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Nap time bedtime or shower
Girl I aināt gonna bash youā¦itās frustrating sometimes. Wait till little one goes to bed and have yāallās timeā¦or maybe once a week find a sitter so you can have a date nightā¦
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At 2, you seriously canāt leave the baby alone, unless heās sleeping.
You and hubby can have your time together at bed time, or nap time on the weekends.
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Wait till heās asleep. I would also start letting him be by himself with toys and stuff of course in a safe baby proofed space obviously while you are doing chores like washing clothes or dishes in the other room so he knows itās okay to be away from you and be independent. Toddlers need to have that sense of independence
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Guess yall never had a kid stay so attached to yall that yall couldnāt even go to bed without the kid literally still stuck in your a** mine wasnāt like that but ik plenty of friends and family with lil ones like that and they arenāt even able to move without them thinking your leaving them
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Why canāt you have your alone time after the baby goes to sleep at night? I would highly recommend getting the baby on a schedule. Example: 8:pm Bath. 8:45 mom reads books with baby in bed until baby falls asleep. And then thatās tou alone time.
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Uhhhmmm heās 2 years old. Why are you leaving him unattended while heās awake anyway? Do your adult things when heās asleep. Good grief
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Yeah when theyāre sleeping. So hop up earlier but once in bed you have all night. I agree you donāt leave a young child unattended
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Soā¦ youāre leaving a 2 year old alone, awake, in another room, to try to be intimateā¦? You see no issues thereā¦? Try name time or bedtime while theyāre asleep and itās actually safe.
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Okay some of yāall are being so meanš like that is completely unnecessary. If you donāt like the question just donāt answerš i think you should just wait till he goes to bed. If he sleeps in the room with you, thereās nothing you can do really. Transition him into his own room and that should help a lot
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Why are you leaving your kid alone to have sex? Wait till bedtime or naptime. Likeā¦ what?
wait till your child is sleeping?
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It really isnāt safe to leave a 2 year old unattended. Children do take a toll on your sex life. You donāt have as much time together as either of you would like, but it doesnāt last forever. Put him to bed early. If heās already deeply asleep, chances of him interrupting go way down, and you donāt have to worry about him getting hurt. I hate to say it, but this is part of being a parent, and you and your husband are just going to have to deal.
Wait until he goes down for a nap or goes to bed
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Youāre seriously trying to be intimate in your bedroom while leaving the 2 year old ALONE in the living room?! What is wrong with you?! Wait until the kidās asleep like all the other actual parents do.
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Some of you are acting like they are leaving their child alone for hours on end only to have 5 minutes alone. Ffs
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Give that kid some melatonin gummies just kidding definitely donāt do that lol
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Um,you donāt leave your child unattended so you can have sex. Yes, distraction by TV, tablet, toys, etc is still unattended! What is to prevent your son from getting into things that he shouldnāt? You can only baby proof your home so much. How about you have sex at night, ya know, when the child is in bed for the night?
Just wait till he goes to sleep
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These posts lately have me like
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What ever happened to doing it when they are asleep?
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Girl wtf wait until heās asleep why tf would you even consider leaving a 2 yr old alone for any amount of time? 
things happen in an instant and he could do something or get into something that could hurt or kill him. Use your head. Get him on a solid sleeping schedule and youāll have plenty of time to be intimate because a 2 year old shouldnāt be up late af.
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After baby goes to bed would be a good timeā¦ If you co-sleep go to another room
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Thats what bedtime is for. He is 2 years old, there is no reason he should be left alone at all . Sex is not that important. Seriously. Pay attention to your kid.
Iām with most women in this comments that say wait until nap time or bedtime 
welcome to parenthood ladies and gents lol
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Why not wait till heās asleep at night or goes down for a day nap. Personally me and my husband find those times better. but again itās different because my toddler is able to freely play for a bit or watch movie. also this is the internet so be mindful not everyone will say nice things but they mean well I guess.
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Wow so sex is more important than ur kid?! He is two!! Grow up some if yāall canāt wait then you donāt need kids.
Wait til hes asleep in bed?
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Sounds like alot of kids up their moms ass! 
hate to be their teacher when they get older!
Wait till the kid is sleeping. Why are you trying to have sex when your child is awake. You know how quickly a serious accident can happen especially with a toddler
Cocomelon! Plus baby monitor so you can still keep an eye on him. Ignore these judgmental people in the comments, make sure heās in a safe space and get it girl! 
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Try hiring a sitter.
Never leave the baby unattended when awake. Get intimate when the baby is asleep!
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How about when that poor little one is asleep??? Youāre going to need some self control and just be there for that wee man. Be careful or you going to have a whole lot of them and youāll never have āalone timeā again!!! 
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How bout be an adult instead of acting like a horny Teen and wait until your child is asleep like normal parents. You had a child, he requires attention and supervision. You and youāre husband need to grow up 
I feel bad for alot of these womenā¦ never having sex?!? Wtf is that?!? How do yāall go so long without it?
By 8 pm Iām tired and want to go to bed just from dealing with the kidsā¦ I damn sure donāt want sex that late.
Ohhh thatās why yāall are judgemental asshats, yāall donāt have sex! Yeah Iād be a grumpy judgemental brat too if I wasnāt getting any. Sorry. Carry on.
I have three kids and never had this problem.
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Wait till ur child is in bed. Thats what i do i wait for my kids to go to sleep to have a lil bedroom time.
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I smelled the Karenās in the comments from a mile away. so many perfect parents to learn from here folks. 
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Wait till heās sleepingā¦ people really leave their 2 year old in the other room so they can get some? Smh
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Gotta wait til bed time ā¦
The kid has to sleep sometime.
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Put his butt to sleep.
These comments donāt pass the vibe
OP youāll figure out something and brush these arrogant, rude AF āperfect parentsā off. You do you babe.
Baby gate in his bedroom door
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Wait until bed time. This is part of being a parent. Itās no longer about you and your husband. Youāve just got to wait it out. Self control.
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This is a joke right?
Good one!
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I donāt even understand why this post is up do it when heās a sleep
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Does the child never sleep?? lol, Weird.
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There is this lovely thing called bedtime
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Bed time when he sleeps?
Can yall get time when he goes to bed?
Umm seriously. Why wouldnāt you wait until heās asleep? Leaving your child alone to go have sex is beyond ridiculous!
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Wait till he is asleepā¦
???
Nap time or bedtime. Also I was told when my daughter was little to put a lock on my bedroom door.
Ummm wait till u go to bed who leaves a two year old unattended to go fool around
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Mom of 4 here 6,4,3 and 1. nap time or bed time. Thatās is the best time in all honestly since yāall be able to focus on each other instead wondering where he is and whatās he into and or if he going to catch yāall. My boys are all cling to me like glue half the time. But I wear them out during the day. Playing outside playing inside basically keeping them busy busy. And before bedtime I give them a warm bath and let them play in the tub, make them warm milk to go in there sippy and rub them down with lavender lotion n spray lavender air freshener in the house it relaxes them where they sleep all night. They always get up around 8:30 am and nap time is around 1:00 after lunch I only let them sleep to 2. And then they are usually asleep around 9:30 pm. You have to set a sleep schedule or it be rough.
Also he 2 and cling he will grow out of it. But not till he wants to be more independent. 3 of mine didnāt until they hit 3.
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Why do you leave the child alone in the front room whilst you go into the bedroom for x amount of time anyway??? Are you suprised he freaks out lol any 2 year old would
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U donāt trust anyone w him but will leave him alone w a tablet lol
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How about wait until bedtime? If you need it in the morning/daytime how about during nap time?
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