Yell Mortal Kombat and Mario Quotes while they are doing it 
“finish her”, “flawless victory”, “fatality!”, “test your might”, “Wahoo!”, “it’s a me Mario!” Etc
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Send the woman flowers with a love note from another man….
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Next time u see them slap their butts and tell them good game!
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Hell naw that ain’t wrong I’d have a talk with them ASAP, 5 kids next door come on man I’d be a lil upset too fr
Knock on the wall and said “finish him”
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Take your kids outside to play
If just yell something when I heard it.
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I remember those days when we lived in an apartment while in the service. Prayer and let the kids listen to the Bible or worship music. I would go to the woman and speak with her and tell her your children can hear them. If that didn’t work play the Bible, kids Bible music so she will remember the kids can hear her or hymns and worship music.
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Turn the radio on lol
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Play loud music when they doing the deed I did that and when they came complaining about the music I gave my 5sent about their bedroom business being to loud
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Each time you hear them just hit the wall or start yelling out encouragements to them and when they’re finished have you and the kids start clapping super loud and say great job you got it done
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I made a joke with my upstairs neighbors about how loud they were when I used to live in my old apartment. It stopped immediately. First real conversation i ever had with them 
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Start yelling loudly “praise Jesus yes girl praise the lord me and Jesus hear you my baby!!” Works like a charm 
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Start clapping and yelling “woooooooo! Good job, man!” Or “I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING!” They probably don’t know you can hear them
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Ha, you should applaud them! Let em at it! So much worse that could be happening, leave them alone!
Leave a note on their front door or a copy of the audible good luck
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When I used to live in a apartment the exact same thing happened to me. Literally u could hear the play by play so to speak. What I did was write a letter but left my name off of it. I basically said sorry to bother you I just thought that I would let you know that my daughter or kids whose room is right against yours has been asking what “that” noise is. I just thought that you would like to know that.
And right after I wrote that and slipped it under their door I never heard that noise again 
it does work
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You can and this is my personal favorite, go meet Mr. and Mrs. Smith and ask if they would mind to do the deed more quietly, or you could just beat on the wall, or match them sound for sound, I mean you got choices here lmfao!
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Move Then into a single family home. Your 5 kids got here the same way. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t quiet
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Make a noise complaint. Either to the landlord or cops. Oooooor, id be letting your 5 kids wake up at 530 am on weekends and fuckin partay!!! Maybe buy them some drums
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Its part of adult living walls,keep radio on in ur house
move out of the apartments?.. they pay their rent. If you paid it for them, then you could tell them to be quiet.
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Apartment living at its finest. Just turn the tv up or play some music and let the neighbors have fun! I agree with your husband.
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Do like my husband and yell “finish her” in your best deep voice. Got some laughs on both sides of the wall after that and a quieter neighbor.
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Leave a nicely worded note on their door.
Yell… finish her
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Pretty sure 5 kids are louder
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We had neighbors like this every time they would do it we would beat on the walls and scream and yell eventually they toned it down
Move!! You do not have the right to tell your neighbor to be happy quite during their lovemaking! Are your kids quite ? Maybe the noise from kids bother them!!
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I would leave a note
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I agree with yelling “finish her”
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Record what you hear and make a compilation and then put it on something for them to listen to. Maybe make a remix of it add in some funky noises and beats and leave it at their front door with a note saying next time you’re going to play it over an intercom for the world to hear? And maybe mention on a serious note that while you support their healthy lifestyle, that at this point it feels as though you and your kids are becoming a part of it…which isn’t cool. So to maybe experiment in gags
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When they are doing that. Take your kids to the room closes to their and have yourselves a very LOUD fun time. sing the baby shark song loudly. They might not even know that you can hear them. If they just don’t care maybe the baby shark song will kill the mood and they will get the point.
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It’s a fine line I would say. You could politely ask them to quiet down a bit that it makes you uncomfortable for your kids to hear it. With a big grin add that you wish your love life was still as exciting…but with 5 kids… you both pay your rent, there should be a happy medium. If that don’t help…turn up the TV and the kids, have a talk with the landlord…maybe yall could change apartments. It would be worth it to me, just so my kids aren’t exposed to that world just yet.
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I would just leave a nice note on their door asking them if they could tone it down or add some music or white noise or SOMETHING. Make it clear you don’t have a problem with their sex it’s just the walls are thin and it’s making breakfast with the children awkward. Also maybe a light hearted thumbs up doodle with a “congrats on keeping the flame alive though” for comic relief effect.
Get noise cancelling machines and mind your business
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u have 5 kids and complaining bout them getting it on?
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Move. With 5 kids you should be in a house anyway.
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Tape a note to their door kindly letting them know that the whole building can hear them doing the deed lol
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Turn up music or TV when they do it
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Lol honestly Id do nothing. Turn up the TV or put on some music or something I’m sure five kids are louder than that at most times. I know my three are. Lol and depending on how young the kids are I’m sure they don’t even know what those noises mean. Have them go outside and play during the day or something interactive to get their mind off the noise but I don’t think you have a right to tell your neighbors what to do. Especially when it’s just that and it’s not really hurting anybody.
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If it were me and I didn’t feel comfortable bringing it to their attention face to face… I would bang on the wall when their in action. So they know we can hear them… maybe they will quiet down. If that don’t work then I would try saying something to them about the fact you have kids and they should have some kind of respect for that… then if that didn’t work file a complaint with the office and I would file a complaint every time I heard it.
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I would def yell stfu my kids can hear u through those paper thin walls lol I’ve done it b4 
The people saying to move don’t understand the etiquette that comes with sharing walls with your neighbors, and you people are the ones that don’t belong in spaces like apartments. Sorry no one wants a pørn podcast with their cereal. Everyone in apartments is just trying to live and coexist. If you had a roommate that you could constantly hear them have sex you’d want to set some boundaries too. Stop being ridiculous entitled jerks about it. Everyone has to sacrifice a little to share walls peacefully.
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Turn your kids music up…
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Sound like the neighbors ain’t the only one hitting it hard
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Talk to the apartment manager record it play it for the manager
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That’s a tricky one. Obviously you don’t want to listen to it all day, but on the other hand - it’s their apartment and they’re in the privacy of their home. They’re not partying or blaring music throughout the night. They pay their rent to live there. They’re not doing it out in the hall or on the balcony. You’re always going to have noise when you’re sharing a building. You should consider moving or preparing/saving to move into a house if you really can’t handle noisy neighbours. Good luck x
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Call the managment office and complain hopefully then it will get taken care of without you having to directly say somethimg
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If you can hear them… they can hear you. Every time they doing it put very loud speaker the closest to them and put on farting, pooping or puking noises… Maybe it will disgust them from doing it that they will start Keeping it quieter just so u dont know When they do it 
or If it really bugs you. Send them a letter, or ring the doorbell a Lot When they are In the middle…. So many annoying ways to go at annoying neighbours….or they might just like people listening to them and will love all the attention…
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I would knock on the wall when they’re going at it 
but… I think annoying neighbors would be normal in apartment living.
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My first though: if you have 5 kids, then your older kid probably already know that sound…
Honestly though, noise in apartments is tricky. I’m sure children are just as loud as the other noise. A nice note might work, but at the same time, it’s their home and they can do as they please as long as they aren’t breaking the law or the apartment community rules. Last I heard, consensual sex in your own home wasn’t illegal.
Get your kids a trampoline and a drum set. They’ll be so loud, you won’t be able to hear the neighbors.
You need a different living situation. 5 kids in an apartment is not gonna work anyway. I would start planning a way out.
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If it were in your home I would say you could say something. But it’s not. It’s in their apartment. You can make a complaint but if it’s outside of the “quiet hours” apartments have in their leases it likely won’t change. If you don’t want your kids to hear it look at buying or renting a house that you will have to yourselves.
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Grab that husband of yours you know what to do 
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Turn up your TV. You can’t tell them what they can & can’t do in their home. Whether you like it or not.
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you should move 
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Move, throw on some loud enough music, take your kids out. There’s options
Just start playing obnoxious music. The most non-sexy music you can think of… and blast it
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Bang on the wall when they are getting loud. If they keep it up call management and make a report. Yes it’s their apartment they pay rent but they also need to be respectful of other people that also live there and pay rent.
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Save up and move somewhere else…
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Get a house and a yard for your family
You’ve got 5 kids in an apartment. How much noise comes from YOUR apartment? Do you really want to open that door?
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In my experience move into a house. When I’d mention noise to apartment neighbors they’d increase their noise as punishment.
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Have an Encanto sing along party! Get some songs stuck in there head no but seriously, they’re probably young, let them enjoy it while then can. Play some music on Alexa, take the kids to the park, or move. I’m sure they’ve heard the kids be loud more than once. It’s just what comes with living in an apartment
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Personally I would say something BC that’s the way I’m built BUT it could well just make them behave even worse!
I used to blast music when neighbours did something to make a point and smash my fist on the wall but again it could make them worse and if your not up for for a row, that ain’t gonna help ya!
Turn up the radio 
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Had that happen once. Left a note on their door.
Heard them when they came in that night and started dying laughing. Then they started making loud noises on purpose.
Turns out they were former students of mine (i teach high school). Talk about awkward!!
I hated apartment living!!
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Be happy for your neighbors, don’t acknowledge the “noise” unless the kids do, and if they ask, tell them the neighbors are playing a game and redirect them.
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You have 5 kids. Your kids make noise too I’m sure… make them play tag in the house or something and scream and holler so they know the risks lmfao
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If you don’t like having neighbors then don’t live in an apartment.
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Teach your kids everythingcorrectly about sex and so forth, age appropriate of course, and look to move! If was me (in my younger days) doing the loudness, i probably would just do it randomly, no matter what i was doing to be aggravating
MOVE
They are in their own home
Bet they don’t like hearing your 5 kids in one apartment
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Used to have a.neighbor that lived above our apartment. He had a guest and she would yell “you’re the king” and they were so loud. It was embarrassing to see them headed to work in the morning.
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I was in the same predicament, I had to wear earplugs while I slept, they were loud, I spoke to them a couple times they didn’t take me serious so I did what people are always saying to do but don’t have the nerve, I called the police saying there was a lot of noise coming from the apt above me and can they send someone to check it out, yep, I had the nerve! As you can imagine the noise stopped immediately!
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Everytime they start making noise bang on the walls ! I’ve been where you are at as I too live in an apartment and have a child. Trust me they will get tired of you banging on their walls while trying to get the deed done . It will kill the mood for them.
Id record it . Just so when you say something you have audio proff . I mean I get being in the moment and sometimes different “deeds” are … yeah but do they atleast play music or something .
They have to know walls are thin. And just don’t give a crap though
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I’d say just move lol
When you hear them start loudly saying, no kids I don’t think the neighbors need help. I know they sound like they do, but I think they are okay. If we kerp hearing them yell for help we will go check on them.Maybe they will get the hint.
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Call in a welfare check next time
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Had neighbors that were loud on sex night, my boyfriend and I waited till they were done then cheered and shouted loudly and clapped, it was absolutely hilarious
Just think you have 5 kids. They’ve already heard it…
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The guy who lived above me used to yell oh yeah over and over like the koolaid man while going at it…not much we could do but laugh about it…turn your tv up. There’s no good advice when you share a living space with others unfortunately!
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Turn on some music loudly to drown them out. Find a way with out being offensive to politely tell them to tone it down and also have them turn on some music. The whole world doesn’t kneed to know what they are doing.
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you don’t say anything… don’t like apartment living. then move. not your business.
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That’s just apartment living unfortunately
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I had a neighbor that was very loud, but I was friends with him, so I just gave him shit about it until he started being quiet:woman_shrugging: you could always make noise back:joy:
I would talk to them calmly & respectfully ask them to tone it down since your children are hearing them. U shouldn’t have to expose your kids to this. They are tacky & inconsiderate. If they don’t keep it down, I’d make as much noise as I could when they do this
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Move or address their landlord about it?
Oh lord! For crying out loud let’s get on here to complain about neighbors doing it. Good lord. Move to a house than.
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Definitely say something
My mom would beat on the walls any time the neighbors were doing that and if they didn’t stop she’d go knock on the door and yell “the whole neighborhood doesn’t need to hear you have sex, especially not my kids”
Do it every time they do that shit. They’re being disrespectful as hell so go ahead and embarrass their asses.
Leave an anonymous note under their door. Loo
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Everyone on here telling her to move or quit complaining: I’m so glad that you’d be okay with letting your kids listen to people have sex as loudly as possible multiple times a day when you don’t have the funds to move. Like wow. Good for you guys.
BAhaha maybe they just don’t realize you can hear them. Approach them in a kindly manner, they may have no idea!
You have no right to say anything to them. Unfortunately it’s on you, you stay or you leave
Turn up tv or music that’s the best way to drown it out.
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I’m sorry I’ll keep it down next time
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You have 5 kids I’m sure they were tired of hearing you at one point
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